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   Baa (baa@mk.absturztau.be)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 08:03:46 JST Baa

   I'm going to make a fedi-bot. Every time a film is announced the bot makes a post saying "I'm going to leak the full copy of <film> before it releases.".
   
   Then, when one of the films is inevitably leaked by someone else but the trail goes cold, the authorities will investigate my bot as a potential culprit, I mean it's clearly admitted to the crime, that's an easy arrest, easy win.
   
   So, they'll spend weeks to subpoena the ISP for the address of the IP address, it'll lead to a raspberry Pi I stole from a warehouse break-in 6 years prior stuffed into the ceiling of Birmingham New St McDonalds connected to their free Wi-Fi which is actually a proxy for a second Raspberry Pi I stole from an Oxford University Computer Science demonstration during an open-day 4 years prior using a SIM card I took from a 3G connected Kindle I found in the local tip, which I've connected to a car battery I stole out of a random Citreon in London a week ago, hooked up to nearby private solar-field I spliced off of somewhere in rural midlands.
   
   On the Raspberry Pi will be gigabytes of compressed encrypted data each one named after a random slew of political party members and a date. The encryption passwords are 4000 characters of garbage, the targz files are all cat pictures I harvested from Reddit. It's worthless intel, they'll have wasted decades.

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     tinydoctor (tinydoctor@mstdn.social)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 12:31:48 JST tinydoctor

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     @Baa Sounds like a movie plot itself.