Notices by 🌈Magical Thanksgiving (magicalthinking@noauthority.social), page 8

@ThatCrazyDude @FortyTwo

No pee stuff

@ThatCrazyDude @FortyTwo

Viking funeral.
All my worldly possessions on a boat with a drunk chick set ablaze to enjoy in Valhalla.

Learn to make war

@Monsignor_DickFace @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @The_Almighty_Kek @Xenophon @Shadowman311

is "Influencer" a synonym for "hooker?"

https://nypost.com/2024/08/26/world-news/telegram-ceo-pavel-durovs-mystery-blonde-companion-raises-questions/

@Dudebro @Humpleupagus @The_Almighty_Kek @Xenophon @Shadowman311

I thought mastodon was that?

I want to sign up for Telegram and try to sell rugs I find in the trash.

@Dudebro @Humpleupagus @The_Almighty_Kek @Xenophon @Shadowman311

How was the CEO a billionaire then? Shit, maybe I'm a billionaire?

@Humpleupagus @Dudebro @The_Almighty_Kek @Xenophon
@Shadowman311

What DO people use telegram for? sharing pics from a warzone? stealing catalytic converters? setting up a tryst?

@Xenophon @Humpleupagus @Shadowman311

Would French police be looking at their flight plan? or beating off to her cheesecake pics?

@tj @mrman

I hope it's set in a Starbucks.

@Humpleupagus @Autumn @Killer_Mule

I'm just jealous he could afford a plane and the hot ass that comes with having a plane.

@Humpleupagus @Autumn @Killer_Mule

It's not like he took A PLANE! The location of A PLANE would be known.

@Humpleupagus @Autumn @Killer_Mule

global governance is making me into an anarchist.

@Killer_Mule @Autumn

possibly she was a spook, more likely she's like every other female obsessed with taking selfies, unaware of how geolocation works.

@s2208

When i was still dating i came across a few of these self sterilized ladies. They aren’t stable.

@sickburnbro

I can't wait to see Kamala parrot RFK's talking points on Monday like she thought of them...

@sickburnbro

This counters the abortion issue by making general health more of an issue. Women, especially, are more concerned about health and wellness and aren't pregnant.

@Shadowman311

try decaf.

@Shadowman311

maybe tea, bit more mellow. .50 cal bullets are expensive.

@PNS

oh my god that is AMAZING.

@Humpleupagus @graf

Kids today are more interested in clicks than money.

Hm.