Notices by waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life), page 5

Job requirements: MINIMUM of 20 years of experience in SQL
Actual task: copying and pasting between Excel sheets

@JoseMariaHDZ@stereophonic.space verdadero

@tofu@is-a.cat but I have to use Emacs to edit these files no?

@tofu@is-a.cat I want something simple to start but this could make sense later when I get more used to organising things

- Water passes through my house, bed of my heart.
- What is it?
- The avocado

@tofu@is-a.cat I was reading about those but I haven't used emacs

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co I'll give this one a try, thanks!

How do you guys organize your life? (If you even do it)

Me: Yeah so i have some friends on other countries
Friend: QUE???
Me: Yes the other day he spent an hour talking to me about analogue cameras
Friend: NOT SPEAKO INGLES

@Aether@poa.st I believe it's related to how sperm cells moves, the mechanism is associated with earth's gravity, so they just kinda float around in space, plus with a different gravity, bones wouldn't need to be as strong as they are and would probably lend those people to be incapable of coming to earth, plus there's probably a similar reasoning for when the baby is growing, the gravitational forces just aren't there

Good mornings kings 👑
It's FRIDAY and I still feel like it's Monday, for real, hope you had a good week :saul:
It's almost time to rest :sleeping_ai:

🫡 JAVIER MILEI JUST SAVED ARGENTINA :milei:

(It doesn't matter when you read this)

Sleepy

New political compass just dropped

@SuperSnekFriend@poa.st @luithe@varishangout.net @Rasterman@detroitriotcity.com real chad

@cyberboy@fedi.catboy.agency :3

@iwillbite@whinge.town @lunarised@whinge.town @eemmaa@girlboss.gaslight.love notice how she doesn't deny being a femcel

Not having to connect to a vpn to work is quite cool

Claudio Orrego, Governor of the Santiago Metropolitan Region in Chile, has a reelection campaign video in Minecraft. :anrylaugh_deepfried:

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