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   waifu (waifu@mai.waifuism.life)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 21:57:59 JST waifu

   - Water passes through my house, bed of my heart.
   - What is it?
   - The avocado

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     on-lain ✔ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ (lain@lain.com)'s status on Friday, 22-Nov-2024 22:49:49 JST on-lain ✔ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

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     @waifu two hunters meet. Both are dead.
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     VIPPER :verifiedbulgaria-web: (vipper@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 23-Nov-2024 01:41:25 JST VIPPER :verifiedbulgaria-web:

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     @waifu
     Little Ivan brings his pet rat for show and tell
     Teacher: "Why did you bring this ugly rat and why is his fur all messed up?"
     Ivan: "Oh that's from the duct tape."
     Teacher: "Why the fuck did you wrap the rat in duct tape?"
     Ivan: "It's so it doesn't burst open when I fuck it."
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