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VIPPER :verifiedbulgaria-web: (vipper@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 23-Nov-2024 01:41:25 JSTVIPPER :verifiedbulgaria-web: @waifu
Little Ivan brings his pet rat for show and tell
Teacher: "Why did you bring this ugly rat and why is his fur all messed up?"
Ivan: "Oh that's from the duct tape."
Teacher: "Why the fuck did you wrap the rat in duct tape?"
Ivan: "It's so it doesn't burst open when I fuck it."