Notices by (NekoSock) Miya Ironami (iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be), page 15

Huge elephant mascot comes in

"Holy shit it's Mastodon!!!!"

Them: Nooo, it's Postgres

It has the Postgres logo on its back

Skibidir

Je skibidis
Tu skibidis
Il skibidit
Nous skibidissons
Vous skibidissez
Ils skibidissent

Mimi spin • Instant

As an additional cost to cast this spell, give €50 to Miya Ironami. (You may do so via a SEPA transfer to ...)

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)

This spell can't be countered.

You win the game.

Boykisser meets boykissee

21:12!

fox that goes OIIAIOIIIAIO :spinny_fox_plural:

Does anyone actually choose a career because it pays more? I'm pretty sure younger me thought that programming would be a low paying career because "it's easy and something most people would wanna do", and yet that's still what I chose.

@puniko I'm pretty new to this ^^

@puniko It's commander, I actually barely touched my commanders during this game, my commander zone is on the top right but it's not very well spaced

@puniko Believe it or not, I was down to 5 life before I managed to bounce back :neofox_floof_explode:

It mostly came down to me managing to exile my opponent's graveyard and then casting a sorcery that allowed both of us to bring back creatures of a chosen type from our graveyard, which only benefited me, and caused a lot of triggers to happen.

I haven't kept track of all the things that gave me life back, but for instance there is that card that gives me a life for every new creature and I just placed 16 of those.

There's that other one that lets me sacrifice a creature and get life equal to its damage, and the one I sacrificed had +33/+33 as a result of all the triggers.

As for why my opponent had so much life, I think it was because they dealt a lot of damage to me with a creature that had lifelink. After I managed to pull this though, I had definitely won.

@puniko Sacrifice a creature, draw X cards where X is that creature's power

The creature had +33/+33

Absolutely ridiculous board state

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone I am pouring a bucket of lava on you

Where do I find tech job listings in the Netherlands?

Billionaires can only be allowed at FOSDEM if their talk is thoroughly reviewed to ensure that it will be an enormous embarrassment to them

Good night fedi! Rotating into the eepy train bed

@frawst@fedi.fraw.st nothing, it was coined as a new slang with no particular meaning

@frawst@fedi.fraw.st I think this post started it and then there was a wave of postals using 🧄 randomly

RE: https://blahaj.zone/notes/a366vkdqexrb00nj

13:37!

:neofox_floof: I was the one who bit Tom Scott, finally good British cuisine

RE: https://mk.woem.space/notes/a35tx0mnnz9rw8gs