Notices by (NekoSock) Miya Ironami (iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be), page 16

I'm about to start a meme more powerful than @VegaHarmonia@fedi.rubedo.gay's darknet ibuprofen.

I present to you

Darknet braided artisan cheese.

This is a real product sold on Archetyp Market, a darknet market specialised in drugs. Someone is selling cheese there for some reason.

[Insert Archetyp Onion].onion/listing/eVlLZ29LZTZqN1B4VVl4bFZBdVN2dz09

Omg it's like Wattpad the fanfic website

(Also please excuse the fact that I'm nude, that was an accident :3)

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The trans crosswalk

OH: @Stellar and @puniko are one person in my head

Imagine dying, wouldn't that be nice? I'd finally stop fucking things up. And everything is temporary anyway.

Bonjour, nous sommes vendredi

the neurotypical urge to do goofy things while waiting for the video call

@puniko hi puni!!! How are you!

GOOD MORNING amazing people and amazing non-people on this amazing federated network :spinny_cat_plural: I hope you have a day as amazing as you are. By that I mean a really amazing day because you are really amazing. I am amazed. :neocat_floof_explode: – Mimi

Good things brewing, not pizza

How to make people and influence friends

How to make posts and influence fedi

How to make noises and influence catgirls

How do people manage to get 2,000 kcal in a day, how do they get the money and time to eat that much?

Bonjour, nous sommes vendredi

This post WILL federate (threatening)

OH: I don't think that @puniko can fix the whole fediverse

@domi@donotsta.re @april@donotsta.re sorry D: Tour mispronunciations are few and far in-between, it was funny that we encountered two this morning, but you otherwise speak English pretty well :neocat_hug_heart:

We all had these moments, I had a very weird pronunciation of "blimey" for instance

@domi@donotsta.re queerkey