Notices by Carolen 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (carolen@noauthority.social), page 6

@Flick 😂 polite scabies of course, makes all the difference

Indeed

The head of the Prevent programme, is leaving his role following failures that came to light after the horrifying Southport attack last year, The Times has reported.

A review launched following the frenzied attack by Axel Rudakubana found counterterrorism police missed several chances to stop the teenager due to spelling mistakes. It also found Prevent “prematurely” dismissed the threat posed by the murderer on each of the three separate occasions he was flagged.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2033898/prevent-boss-steps-down-failure-southport-killer

Hmm, 500Mbps for £31/month or 910Mbps for £29/month

decisions decisions 🤔 😆

Five years ago, today 😭

I can't find the source of this picture but what is this bollocks about 'modern records'?

Do they mean there were hordes of migrants coming across on dinghies during the 1800s and somehow we lost the data?

US 'fast fish' food chain Captain D's coming to the UK?

We already have our own Fish & Chip shops, why do they think this will succeed?

Any USAians have any input as the the quality we can expect?

https://www.restaurantonline.co.uk/Article/2025/03/17/us-seafood-chain-captain-ds-to-make-uk-debut-this-summer-with-restaurant-in-kent/

@HebrideanHecate Let's see them ban Ramadan next

I'll wait

@HebrideanHecate it's always about the 'inclusion' isn't it?

Very selective inclusion of course

All UK families ‘to be worse off by 2030’ as poor bear the brunt, new data warns

Keir Starmer has been dealt a fresh blow to his living standards pledge in advance of the spring statement

Living standards for all UK families are set to fall by 2030, with those on the lowest incomes declining twice as fast as middle and high earners, according to new data that raises serious questions about Keir Starmer’s pledge to make working people better off.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/mar/22/all-uk-families-to-be-worse-off-by-2030-as-poor-bear-the-brunt-new-data-warns

MINISTERS have handed taxpayers’ money to a Britain-hating punk duo who branded the UK an “extremely racist s***hole”.

And they have accepted the cash, despite calling the Government “fascists” and putting the Prime Minister on their “s*** list”.

Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy has described Brighton’s Lambrini Girls as “the best of British culture”.

The far-left group will use the money for overseas promotion for their song God’s Country, a bitter attack on England.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33899511/lambrini-girls-hating-punk-duo-taxpayer-cash/

"I don't care how good this drama is. It's institutional gaslighting. Islamic extremism has been the biggest threat for years - but no one would dare make a drama about a Muslim boy radicalised online. Also blatantly gaslighting people can be "radicalising""

https://x.com/CharlotteCGill/status/1901695353037983820#m

Free chickens! 🐣🐥🐤🐔

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20250317-these-european-towns-in-france-and-belgium-hand-out-free-chickens

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Not too shabby given not done it in years 🎯

I try not to write swear words too many times on here..

... but fuck me sideways what the jibbering twatwaffle is this?

"Britons 'were mostly black 5,000 years ago', new study suggests

The Britons responsible for the building of the iconic Stonehenge were probably black, a study has suggested."

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14454011/Britons-black-study-stonehenge.html

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@GummyNerds

"King Charles’ royal residence Windsor Castle hosts its first ever Ramadan event.

St George’s Hall, famed for hosting state banquets, has opens its doors to 360 Muslims for an Iftar feast for Ramadan."

We are so lost

https://x.com/OliLondonTV/status/1897022910419886428#m

@KeepTakingTheSoma yeah 😔

Although Andy Zaltzman has a dry wit and there are quite a few 'conservative' panellists on the News Quiz now

Not enough balance though