Notices by Kierkethumbs up convincingly (kierkegaanks@beige.party), page 3

I bought a bass player at the flea market today

@popcornreel probably submit it to the police

LOUD QUIT AS IF YOU ARE LRRR

With the ballroom and guilded wall writings and decorations, I wonder how future presidents will feel about living and working in what has become a bloated gaudy monument to pedophilia

@sunumbral @mmiasma Did you guys see his golden hall of fame of presidents?

@kimlockhartga 8° and cloudy

People in general be like

2016… Donald Trump is a business genius and funny because he tells it like it is …

2018… Elon Musk is a business genius and funny because tells it like it is

2025… Ope, they’re malignant psychopaths and they’re trying to rob us and murder us

Later 2025… Peter Thiel is a business genius and he’s funny because he tells it like it is

I wonder if Mike Johnson will pull a confused and hurt puppy look when he’s put on trial after all of this

Sisyphus works at an Amazon customer satisfaction center after his hill was demolished to build a golf course

Hell has been acquired by private equity and they will be responsible for your agonizing punishment moving forward from december first

Jesus. I was going to retoot a cat pic and blocked the user instead.

@kolya jesus sees us pet the kittehs and smiles

Do werewolf paws hurt from road salt?

@FranceskaMann @selzero So what part of Stalin and attempting to teach potatoes to grow in Siberia made you think of the corporate prison industry in the US 85 years later?

@selzero stalin had a scientific advisor who made him believe you can force potato to learn to grow in sibiria

@RickiTarr depends on how soon we start demanding the epstein files again

Wiener arrested for being subway adjacent and therefore a threat to the police

@Geri 3) Why did you arm Hamas?

Can vampires get diabetes?

There’s a lady who’s sure
drinking bleach is the cure
And she’s buying a bible from Donald

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