Notices by Kierkrampusgaanks regretfully (kierkegaanks@beige.party), page 3

@patrickcmiller Haha, I live in the worst of times

Dear IRS, I was under the impression there would be no fact checking

Imagine surviving until you’re a hundred and getting questions every day about what it was like all that time ago and you can barely remember an hour ago from trauma, anxiety, drugs or neurodivergence

Tfg presented his economic plan for the next four years today

Netflix: introduces fancy new user interface

Me: What in the burning fucking hell is this feces? Did I break it? Am I still paying? Fuck off?

@evan their boundaryless evil drove me away

@patrickcmiller but what our beautiful migrating birds who are going to die of cancer?

The latest Trump coin grift so close to the election is like a participation trophy for dumb scam marks who will pay for them.

But since it’s maga, I suppose they can make silver bullets out of them to defiantly try to kill a werewolf once they wake up and realize what they’ve done

Mission Impossible II (2000) …

Shockingly directed by otherwise capable John Woo, this 125 minute collage of male fantasy tableaus is too excrutiating to watch in one sitting. After a week I gave up with 30+ minutes left. I failed this test of endurance. My dishonor will ring through eternity. But that’s not the worst part. The worst part is that I might have enjoyed this attractively framed cringefest 24 years ago.

@arstechnica “let’s inject captive animals with a limb dropping chemical”

@Alice

This is just to say

I'm 6'5"
and actually
play football.

The fact I
went to college
and got a degree
and worked hard
might be lost on you.

I don't play
backgammon
but I do play chess.

I could also
twist you
into a pretzel
while eating plums

Travis #Kelce #Travis, 2024

Just in case someone missed it:

@patrickcmiller it’s the eyes-network treating its own like the enemy

@patrickcmiller elon’s schutzstaffel

I got an unexpected text.

@bloomberg @politics-bloomberg as if he can stand not having the spotlight

@patrickcmiller It’s not like users can pay for it on top of everything else

@patrickcmiller paid for by cutting staff

And when they discover they still need staff to use ai productively the sounds of silence start playing in the background

@WarnerCrocker i mean, he doesn’t believe in civil rights, so why indeed