Notices by Rachel Lawson (rachel@norfolk.social), page 2

Is this a good time to mention British nuclear submarines run Windows?

@doc @goatsarah it’s a trans thing. No time to explain.

@goatsarah now you need to tell us when you are through

@goatsarah the Zammo of Transphobia

@goatsarah male doctor, by any chance?

Banana milkshake. Drown the fucker in it…

AI isn’t dangerous. It isn’t anything, really. What’s dangerous are the senior decision makers who think it is somehow magical and want to do everything with it.
#ai

@evan how would he get to New York without crossing European airspace?

@lanodan @fernsehmuell @blinry @piko I love that part of the puzzle is making it work in WebKit 😆

@blinry i can’t seem to get it to do anything. Safari, iPhone, iOS 17.5

@goatsarah after lettuce-head said the other day that their constituency “has no woke hostelries”, and there being no desire on their part to define “woke”, I’ve decided to take that task on myself.
From now on, “woke” means “great beer”.

@BeAware clearly.
All of your posts are available to anyone who wants to read them, unless you take extraordinary measures to lock down what is accessible to anonymous viewers of your server. Virtually nobody does that.
So, anyone, anywhere, on any platform, can already link to and discuss what you have to say today.

@BeAware hang on - I asked about their posts, not mine. What does it matter if they reply when I can see them shouting at the wall?

@BeAware if you can’t see replies, what does it matter that people are sending them?

@goatsarah one country did get rid of their nuclear weapons- Ukraine.

@thisismissem @evan @zuck that is, unfortunately, true. There will be a lot of really good people on Threads and blocking the whole thing because of a subset is dumb.
Hmm - I wonder if threads actually has to be just threads.net. Why can’t it appear as many federated servers and people can choose which one they belong to?

@goatsarah yes but how regular are your periods?

@goatsarah it’s when the nurse says “ well, it’s better to just have the pregnancy test, just to be sure” that you know they are not really listening to what you’re saying

@goatsarah @transworld disappointed no MP managed to get in what to feed to ferrets - lettuce?

I feel like there should be a word for the existential dread of seeing an Openreach van parked on your street.