I’ve always known I was very competitive, but I didn’t realize it might be a problem until recently. My 3 year old finished eating his dinner before me last week and ever since has been telling me he’s faster than me and he won. This is bothering me more than it should. 😂 #Parenting

Seven Nation Salvation Army

#MakeASongTrivial
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🎵Tomorrow Wendy’s going to take a Xanax.🎵

#MakeASongTrivial
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@jacklaridian Ditto

@jacklaridian This game is holy shit good. Enjoy!

@jacklaridian 😂

Watching Agatha All Along and loving it. This show could not have been more perfectly cast. #Horror #SpookySeason #ScarySeason

@jacklaridian One of my all time favorites.

The batteries in Teslas are really just a bunch of potatoes hooked up in parallel.

#LesserKnownPotatoFacts
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@jacklaridian True 😂

@jacklaridian This state has gone down a deep, dark rabbit hole. I desperately want to move, but my wife has family here. I despise Texas with every bone in my body.

There was a shooting last year at the state fair in Dallas, so this year they banned guns. Our wonderful (sarcasm) attorney general is suing the fair, which is a private entity, to allow guns. Texas doesn’t require permits for concealed weapons. Anyone can bring a weapon in. JFC 🤦♂️

I Like Jiggly Butts - Sir Mix-A-Lot

#WiggleJiggleOrGiggleASongOrPoem
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@jacklaridian Yeesh, close call.

@jacklaridian Glad you’re okay.

@jacklaridian @Kitty Nice, I was in a band for a hot minute. Keyboards. The one member of the band that never gets laid. 😂

@jacklaridian @Kitty Yiu had a band? Awesome! What was your instrument?

Boy George Meets World

#BandsAboutMovies
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@jacklaridian Stewart is always spot on. I’m so glad he’s back. Wish I had more time to consistently watch him, but he is a voice of reason and sanity.

What did cats do before laptops? Question answered.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Cats