@bazkie

..guessing that's not going to be publicly available in ChatGPT 8... 😏

@bazkie sadly, no 😬🍑

Had a shockingly great with AI at a drive through window a few minutes ago

It asked me if I could take my order

I responded absolutely not and insisted it could eat my ass instead and drove off

I'm officially done with my most toxic contract on May 15th but instead of backing down to only two contracts and one side hustle I'm trudge forth with two contracts and two side hustles because apparently Im a lunatic and I love stress...

@SKleefeld @thudfactor 😂 I gotta say I was in this exact boat a couple of years ago... John's well defined principles have helped soften my original overarching stance.

RSS "Catch of the Day" :

One of my favorite Mastodoners+Blueskiers @thudfactor has a great new blog post with a well thought out and honest assessment about how Scrum can be successful when it's implemented thoughtfully versus when it's implemented ham-fistedly:

https://thudfactor.com/posts/2025/04/why-scrum-fails/

💥

Made a hot sauce whose color I can only describe as "Electric Baby Poop"

Photos don't do it justice but it's definitely a site to behold! 😂

Glad I gave my notice to the healthcare adjacent company I contract for already because the new product they bragged about at our company meeting is complete predatory ass and I'd have had to quit today anyway on principal alone

When you pull into where you are headed and put your car in park half a second before the song you are jamming to ends and you shut things down perfectly before the next song starts

When this fuggin' contract ends in 2 1/2 more weeks I'ma go out celebrating and get white girl wasted

Anyone that posts an image of fast food with 2 orders of fries and 2 soft drinks and tries to tell you how expensive a fast food dinner is isn't a serious person

Assigning new, high-impact, unfinishable PBIs to an employee with less than 50 full-time working hours remaining while also not having them cross-train anyone on the institutional knowledge they've gained over 6+ years is a bold strategy; let's see how this works out for my employer long term... 😬

As a guy that's spent a good part of his career creating production level code, I find it amazing most fellow coders believe high-performing analysts don't have the ability to code instead of my conclusion those BAs don't want to waste their life "corporate coding" because it honestly blows ass

Some uppity white broad at my favorite family Mexican restaurant asked for the owner, and then told the manager the food had no taste to it

..then it got better : she's a 25-ysar chef, has never gotten ANY complaints, and offered her card

Never witnessed a LinkedIn drive-by b2b pitch in the wild

What, me big-time hoarding Taco Bell Mexican Pizzas and Fire/Diablo sauce packets because I know exactly how the supply chain works?

I just heard some lame, country-ass version of the Twisted Sister classic "I Wanna Rock" being used in a Country Crock commercial and my entire childhood is now officially in shambles

Never completely trust a person if you find out Appetite for Destruction isn't their favorite G n 'R album

I am all for mailing it in at work..

..but for fug sake at least check your messages a couple times during the day

I've already given my notice and I give zero shits bout the long term fallout, but I'ma tell ya it ain't gonna be good for whoever has to deal with a huffy client.. 😂

@ashkendo

When you have the bright idea to do your shitty coding work on your deck in hopes that it cheers you up but it instead makes you sadder to think such a beautiful morning is going to be spent grind coding healthcare adjacent data pipeline swill...