If it's any consolation, my next door neighbor who I could see watching Fox News 24-7 for the last 6 years through his unshaded living room window as I made my daily grocery jaunt hasn't seemingly watched it in weeks...

@thudfactor ..well if that's the case I give ya a pass..

But as a regular customer I can confirm Goodwill has some boss shirts sporadically if you are diligent 😂

Nothing wreaks of "little bootlicky bitch" quite as thirstily as sporting the company you work for's swag on a video enabled conference call

@murz couple of years back.. it's resolved it seems.. for now... 😬

https://www.thetakeout.com/huy-fong-sriracha-new-taste-grocery-store-return-2024-1851223599/

Of all the supply-chain maladies I've experienced over the last 5 years, none cut my quite as deeply as not being able to buy obscene amounts of Huy Fong Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce at the drop of a hat

@marcdressler 😂

The social media "elite" feeling downright smug as the "peasants" complain about the long lines and wait times to get their Real ID renewed

When you fix something yourself and have removed over a dozen screws but nothing still opens up or comes loose

@TheLastOfHisName

..I'm right outside of Nashville and about to do the same damn thing... 😂

Me, a guy that doesn't watch White Lotus at all, straight up muting accounts that are out here posting White Lotus spoilers in real time...

When a guy you wouldn't trust to pre-heat your oven posts a deeply political message

Mastodon reply guy with an agenda...

Nothing will humble you faster than putting out a weekly podcast

Bought some bougie hummus because it was on sale and I had a coupon and I'm happy to report back that the cheap ass store brand stuff usually buy is better ..

For all of the amazing and difficult things my wife does on the daily, moving my car is always a chasm too far to navigate

Me for the 3 hours immediately after phase one of my ex-Guinea Pig room deep-clean

@lengau

Classic ASP has been limping along for decades, but we are getting closer to the final curtain call it appears...

https://undistinguished.com?myart=20250329181713_dev_0469b6bc1ec14aeb

Shoresy may not be great television, but it has unbelievable heart for as silly as it is.

@nobody
...it's definitely a big-mad ear worm 😂

That hook is just unstoppable...