I think maybe it had seen the URL before so it didn't squeeze my charmin as hard is it coulda!

So here's a link to technically the same site (Jenkwerx is my homemade python framework I am using)

https://jenkwerx.com/

Learned first hand about the "Mastodon Server Hug" after posting my link to my tiny boi blog the last 2 days. 🤣

..so now I'm going to ramp it up to 4GB and hug it again. Expecting a shittening but hey...

Feel free to read a small article about the experience I had (and a little bit about my approach to the internet) as I keep tweaking the beta version of my eYap Python blogging software!

https://undistinguished.com

Made some updates to my gutter-blogging software eYap caching mechanism and wanted to give it the ol' Masto Server Squeeze! 😆

Feel free to check it out and read it if you are feeling frisky. 🤷♂️ It's at...

https://eYap.com

Having a Microsoft Teams "activity light" go yellow due to "inactivity" is passive/aggressive enough... but having that trigger time be shorter than an average poop is downright criminal...

(yes.. for the record I know how to gimmick the light.. that's not the point... 🙄)

@madcollector ...this cover has me jonsing for a Thorflame amalgamation ...

Got my KnowBe4 security certification today! Suck it haters!

Been working on my Python framework (Jenkwerx) for too long not to have a site leverage it..

..so I created a low code, easy ass blog this weekend!

I'm purposely setting the Internet back 20+ years... shit's gotten dumb y'all...

Let's reclaim curiosity and independence ✊

https://undistinguished.com/

The world was a much better place when simpletons looked up to Monster Trucks and American Gladiators instead of techbros and oligarchs

What? Me casually updating my profile picture to a cursed image of Taylor Swift amalgamated with comics legend Gin Genie in hopes of bringing Tay Tay to the MCU in the most amazing way possible?

It's more likely than you would think....

@jw

Protip - if you ever get drug to a shopping mall and feel overwhelmed, duck into a JC Penny's.. it's serene AF I'm here.. 😂

When my wife goes to Costco I bide my time by walking to and from the front through random parking isles to trick people into believing I'm getting into my car just to help cause chaos

When you open the pantry for the 3rd time between breakfast and lunch to look for a snack and see the same nothing you saw the previous 2 times

@SKleefeld@mastodon.socialI I woulda definitely messed things up but I'm lucky to get a little inside baseball from one of my best work friends; she and her husband are from India and they know the good local places 😂

Got my wife and I some high-quality home-delivery Indian food for Valentine's Day and I'm pretty sure she's never been happier than she is at this moment

@mattmaison

Is it just me or does everyone else have 2 completely mangled outer toes from running them into shit and breaking them at least a few times every year?

I do believe the inflection point for many folks in terms of the "trolling is my only persona and I'll lick as many boots as necessary to keep from admitting I was ever wrong" lifestyle will be when big money slows taking "other people's freedoms" and starts taking their monetary benefits instead

First MVP using Jenkwerx Python Web framework is nearly ready for testing!

eYap - a bone simple, non-database blog / link aggregator for people who like the simpler things in life

Imagine Geocities lead-paint dining user simple

No, it's not SEO optimized

No, I don't care

To quote Bill Burr -

Some of the worst people you know :

"Totes excited to stick it to the fudders and still be hodling - liquidating my stonks asap!

Getting rid of the FDIC will finally show these financial NPCs that banks are a fraud and send my SkibidiCommode6.9 coin to the moon!"