You can assure you are at the classiest of Tennessee roadside gas stops when the sexual slanders you come upon are handwritten in black sharpie instead of being scratched in with a pocket knife

My first clue that society was irreparably spiralling was when we allowed Alan Jackson to refer to something as being hotter than a "hoochie coochie" without collectively revolting

Companies are always encouraging employees to "pay attention to your mental well being" until someone actually does and then it's all "not like that"

Pump crypto

Cash out

Crash the stock market

Grab stocks cheap

..a tale as old as time...

Me getting drug out of bed in the middle of the damn night by my wife because of tornado warnings around Nashville Tennessee

If it's any consolation, my next door neighbor who I could see watching Fox News 24-7 for the last 6 years through his unshaded living room window as I made my daily grocery jaunt hasn't seemingly watched it in weeks...

@thudfactor ..well if that's the case I give ya a pass..

But as a regular customer I can confirm Goodwill has some boss shirts sporadically if you are diligent 😂

Nothing wreaks of "little bootlicky bitch" quite as thirstily as sporting the company you work for's swag on a video enabled conference call

@murz couple of years back.. it's resolved it seems.. for now... 😬

https://www.thetakeout.com/huy-fong-sriracha-new-taste-grocery-store-return-2024-1851223599/

Of all the supply-chain maladies I've experienced over the last 5 years, none cut my quite as deeply as not being able to buy obscene amounts of Huy Fong Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce at the drop of a hat

@marcdressler 😂

The social media "elite" feeling downright smug as the "peasants" complain about the long lines and wait times to get their Real ID renewed

When you fix something yourself and have removed over a dozen screws but nothing still opens up or comes loose

@TheLastOfHisName

..I'm right outside of Nashville and about to do the same damn thing... 😂

Me, a guy that doesn't watch White Lotus at all, straight up muting accounts that are out here posting White Lotus spoilers in real time...

When a guy you wouldn't trust to pre-heat your oven posts a deeply political message

Mastodon reply guy with an agenda...

Nothing will humble you faster than putting out a weekly podcast

Bought some bougie hummus because it was on sale and I had a coupon and I'm happy to report back that the cheap ass store brand stuff usually buy is better ..

For all of the amazing and difficult things my wife does on the daily, moving my car is always a chasm too far to navigate