Me mailing it in at work because my overzealous Scrum Master is attending a leadership conference today so she isn't in my ass about "helping others with their overdue pbis"

Thanks for alerting me for the first time in over 4 years that it will take 38 minutes to get to work this morning Waze..

I'll call 2020 Mike and let him know while I'm pulling my happy WFH ass up to laptop at 8 on the nose..

It's a good thing I made a good impression on some of my old co-workers along the way and can always rely on them to put in a good word for me because I interview like absolute dog shit.. 🤣

I keep trying to make Bluesky a thing in my life, but the only interaction I get there is from people I originally met on Mastodon 🤷

Me, updating my work password from P00p13p4nt5!1 to P00p13p4nt5!2

Cobra Kai is completely corny and I am 💯 here for it! 😆

Totally double dipping on contracts today and my future wallet couldn't be happier... 😂

@bazkie

Nobody :

Absolutely nobody :

My mom in the 70s with her new cookbook trying to make something "classy" for guests :

@mk_wizard 💯

I loved supporting indie comics on Kickstarter (up until earlier this year - I've had to cut back on a lot of built pleasures since costs for my games infrastructure have increased while player support is wanting)

.. just such a great vibe to those things.. I can't imagine trying to even break even on that passion.. I applaud the determination!

It's amazing how much time, effort, and sometimes money some players will exhaust to avoid paying an indie game dev a thin dime for years of offering them something they enjoy

@jw

Ate chicken thighs for breakfast because I'm kind of an adult and I can do that...

..episode 7 is finally picking up stream.. feel like those first 6 episodes could been 3-4 and made this a lot less choppy

Hysteria! ok Peacock is one of those shows that checks every one of my "should love this" boxes but it's been more of a slog than a fun ride for me these first 6 episodes...

That customer list full of human jars of mayonnaise mentality level consumers #TheOnion acquired from purchasing #Infowars is worth whatever they paid alone...

Mastodon coding tech folks when you mention a startup company you will be working for isn't using Agile : oh yea.. startup.. why bloat out before shit is built? That makes sens...

Threads response to the exact same message -

My current coding job is gonna be straight up blindsided here in about a week... Have a near lock of an offer at a startup with some guys I know and respect that have done this before that doesn't use Agile and the pay is gonna be about 35% better.

All today has taught me is that being the worst possible person is actually the best thing you can do...

Me when someone says #comicbooks are only for kids