Notices by Matt Godden (metaning@mastodon.social)

@Mastodon Any updates on Post History and social graph migration when moving servers?

@fesshole #TheBritish

@fesshole There is a reason the *average* male has a shorter lifespan.

@fesshole A good father would have bought his son his own set of clippers, and made it a father/son parenting ritual, like teaching the kid to shave.

The world really lost out when governments stopped with basic social education films, like "Brush Your Teeth, So Your Friends Aren't Repulsed by Your Breath", "Here's How to Wash Hair", and "Deodorant, and you".

@fesshole sod the brother, the poor tortoise being kept in a hotbox of the smell of food it couldn't find or eat.

@fesshole It’s like a claw that you push down onto the top of your head, and the thin metal fingers splay apart as you do so. I’ve encountered them.

@inthehands @blogdiva Paracetamol (acetaminophen) isn’t an NSAID, however.

@blogdiva 8-hour slow release paracetamol, usually marketed for osteo-arthritis pretty much alleviates the symptoms of an immune challenge sparked by a vaccine / immuno-modulating medication. 3 sets over 24 hours, for a few days usually does it.

@fesshole just get a toothpaste with a flip top closure?

@fesshole If it worked for Michael Jackson, It'll work for Saville. There's still hope for your nan.

@fesshole ...are you an X-Files Monster of The Week?

@WarnerCrocker @lisamelton Honestly, that just sounds like a description of the #Apple media blogaratti MLM circlejerk.

@fesshole Literally a zero-cost opportunity to show your wife you're human, have vulnerabilities, and that your childhood had aspects and traumas that may explain some of your quirks that probably get on her nerves...

@fesshole Suggest she use the ticket, and experience something her late husband enjoyed? Take her to the event(s) and help her grieve for your "very good friend".

Decent Human Being isn't a lot to do.

@fesshole ...because the only person who matters in the meeting it you.

@fesshole SHUNT

@Infoseepage yeah, that'd be it.

Anyone else find this new phrase that seems to be everywhere now "Social Cohesion" to be deeply unsettling?

@fesshole It's ceremonial cultural warpaint, as impractical and abstracted from normal makeup as the wedding dress itself is from "proper" clothing.

Rituals are important, just enjoy having participated in one.

@Mastodon When is Post History Migration due to be implemented to Mastodon's core functionality, as a standard part of moving servers?