Notices by Dan Patch (datn@xoxo.zone)

@annika *am bitten*

@annika i actually love that, because then i end up reading *forward* in the timeline rather than *backwards*. different strokes!

@annika @pachli always happy to help. I didn't even know about the separate compose instance until I'd been using it for ages. it's a killer feature!

@annika i think Peanuts art is especially easy to generate flawlessly in genAI image creators. :(

@annika hovering hand-height above the shitter. I can use it whenever I come back to take care of business, I guess. I'd better remember to lock it so my partner doesn't send texts on my behalf when she pees

@annika it might still be in there. I didn't check but I saw... shadows

nothing creepier than abandoned hollow chocolate

@evan @aharoni that is a vastly overcharitable interpretation

did you know that instead of reading the news you could watch the original berries & creme lad video over and over

@waitworry may i ask what you see as the implied wordplay? I'm just curious, no further replies forthcoming.

@clarity is it the news that they were bought by Canva or something else?

@annika the rain is interfering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS0hSP-3U14

fedi hive mind, can you recommend some London street food for me? (I don't drink alcohol and I can't eat shellfish or pork without severe repercussions)

@annika i'm not going to answer because you're not the boss of me

@clarity yeah. also serenity and aggressiveness are too close together. this reeks of Jim Cunningham

@clarity that flower doesn't pass my smell test

@clarity I can't even tell you how many times I've thought this! thank you for saying it.

every year people on social media speak up in utter SHOCK about the time change. I don't like it either, but I have to say after all these years I'm inured to it. I admire people's neuroplasticity, I guess.

@annika you may be amused to know that i saw your kind and informative downtime announcement on my mobile app, whose emoji picker is a little weird -- i thought i was selecting "praying hands" but apparently i selected "nose" :)

if you use ChatGPT or other generative AI tools please just don't tell me, especially in response to my question, "how's your health issue lately?"