Notices by Tuckers Nuts Resist😈! (jstatepost@mstdn.social), page 4

@BeAware @AaronDavid
🥥 Eye'm trying -- and failing -- to humbly accept this compliment, Be aware.
Unless, of course, it was intended for Aaron! 🥥

@AaronDavid
🥥 Eye've been impressing girls and the public at large with my mad skills in this arena since 1949, Aaron. 🥥

🥥 Biden campaign lists 78 "accomplishments" of convicted felon Trump -- one for each of his 78 years on earth -- to mark the insurrectionist, tax cheat, and rapist's Friday birthday.
Included: 34 felony convictions, multiple bankruptcies, urging Americans to inject themselves with bleach, and calling slain veterans suckers and losers -- among others.
https://www.rawstory.com/biden-trump-birthday/
🥥
#ConvictedFelonTrump, #TrumpBirthday, #WorldsBiggestLoser,
#PresidentialAccomplishments, #TuckersBalls

🥥 How to get me to follow you on Mastodon:

1) You follow me first
2) Eye like your avatar image, user name, or bio
3) Profit!!!!
Actually, #3 should be Eye like the stuff you post, favorite, boost, or comment on. 🥥
#Fediverse, #Mastodon, #Follow, #TuckersBalls

@inthehands
🥥 THAT'S some REALLY good shit, Paul! 🥥

🥥 Fediverse Engagement Tip Number 3: If you REALLY want to see favorites and boosts of your toots take off on Mastodon or other Fediverse entities, find a way to share a helpful resource for Linux users.
Video backgrounders and how-tos fit the bill.
If you can recommend a case-study video about a Capybara who recently switched from Windows or Mac to Linux, you'll have hit the trifecta. 🥥
#Linux, #SocialMedia, #Fediverse, #Mastodon, #Engagement, #Capybaras, #Furries, #TuckersBalls

🥥 Note to my dear readers:
All of my Mastodon engagement tips are based on the results drawn from research involving AT LEAST one sample toot or post.
Your mileage may vary.
My engagement results -- while based on real world evidence -- are for entertainment purposes only, and should NOT be used in place of a legitimate wealth-building plan. 🥥
#SocialMedia, #Mastodon, #Engagement, #WealthBuilding, #TechHype, #Conneries, #TuckersBalls

🥥 Don't think of #AltText as a chore you have to perform.
Think of it more as an art form, like #Haiku or #Bonsai; a fine #wine or a rare #cheese that YOU can hand craft. 🥥

🥥 Mastodon engagement tip #2:
TIL, accidentally, that posting a toot about Capybaras will get you massive -- within reason -- interaction on the Fediverse.
A survey with an admittedly small sample indicates that Capybaras are the decentralized version of eyeball cocaine that dogs and cats are on corporate social media. 🥥
#SocialMedia, #Engagement, #Mastodon, #Capybaras, #TuckersBalls

🥥 Corollary of Mastodon Engagement Tip #2:
If you're creating a Fediverse app or instance, consider making its mascot/emblem a Capybara to ensure success. 🥥
#Mastodon, #Mascots, #Capybaras, #Engagement, #SocialMedia, #Embkems, #TuckersBalls

🥥 Had a dream last night that felt ultra real at the time.
Eye was on a hike near my home and came upon a family of Capybaras.
In the dream Eye thought to myself, "Oh my gosh, Eye had no idea that Capybaras live in southern Oregon." 🥥
#Capybaras, #Oregon, #Dreams, #TuckersBalls

@Peternimmo @br00t4c
🥥 Indeed, Peter, who among us hasn't paid hush money to a porn actress and then covered it up with an NDA to subvert a national election?
Eye for one am doing that all the time. 🥥

🥥 I came to the #Fediverse in April 2023 a bitter man who didn't know anyone & no one knew me.
If you zinged me, I'd zing you back.
I was unaware of the importance & beauty of #AltText.
I didn't know that #cats are EVERYONES Fursona.
I didn't know what a #Capybara, a #Quokka, or a #RedPanda were, or that they could appear every hour.
I hadn't been corrected yet for saying #Mastodon instead of Fediverse.
Now I spend all day sharing, commenting, scrolling mentions, & LOLing.
Thanx! 🥥

🥥 AI Donald Trump has released his second campaign ad, and it's a doozy.
He delivers his lines with more energy than real Donald Trump, but Eye can't find myself disagreeing with anything he says.
Pleez share with your voting-age friends. Thank YOU.
https://youtu.be/cthNNNrDaBk 🥥
#AITrump, #AI, #CampaignAd, #USPolitics, #DonaldTrump, #Election2024, #TuckersBalls

🥥 New Trump Scam: Selling golden shower gold sneakers. For $399 a pair you can help a convicted rapist and fraudster raise money for his tsunami of court cases.
They're cheap, they squeak, and they're one more sign that this inflated criminal has no place being in a Presidential campaign. https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-hair-jordans/ 🥥
#TrumpScam, #HairJourdan's, #GoldenShowers, #GoldenSneakers

🥥 A Financial Times reporter has published a piece sourced by a "media gadfly" stating that our namesake, Tucker Carlson, has successfully snagged an exclusive Vladimir Putin interview while on his current trip to Moscow.
Wags are already claiming that the fish stick heir and fired Fox host is seeking asylum in Russia. 🥥
https://nationalzero.com/2024/02/06/tucker-interviewed-his-true-lord-and-savior-report/
#TuckerCarlson, #Putin, #Russia, #FinancialTimes

@jeffowski
🥥 But you inexplicably left Testicles of the list, Jeff. 🥥

@grrlscientist
🥥 #AltText: Closeup photograph of hand holding a pair of concert tickets branded with the TicketMaster logo and listing the event as: "Stay Home And Do Nothing." 🥥

@feditips
🥥 Many thanks and much love for this excellent list of resources, @feditips! 🥥

🥥 Fucking dip shit #ElonMusk Fires Half Of ExTwitter’s Election Integrity Team, Because A Manager Liked A Tweet Calling Him A Fucking Dipshit | Techdirt 🥥

https://www.techdirt.com/2023/09/28/elon-fires-half-of-extwitters-election-integrity-team-because-a-manager-liked-a-tweet-calling-him-a-fucking-dipshit/