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@fesshole i know this is fesshole but like, do you even like your boyfriend?

@fesshole ah, so you're the shit parent. You let your spouse be "the bad guy" but you don't bother and it helps you score "good guy/fun parent" brownie points with the kids, but it will fester your relationship, the relationship with the other paarent, maybe even your relationship with said other parent, and their upbringing in the long run.

Not to mention the fact that secretly undermining your partner like that, let alone in front of the kids, is just... Ew.

@ryanhoulihan thing is, it only fits a certain aesthetic doesn't it?

If you've got a funky house, are a student,... It'll fit right in. But for some people it's just gonna look like that 80s "waterbed, fake silk sheets, discoball, leopard print bathrobes" type vibe

@ryanhoulihan not sure as the only facial surgery I've had is wisdom teeth removal but I wish you a speedy recovery and results you're happy with.

@ryanhoulihan "turns out we reas the text wrong, we need a VirgO, not a virgIN"

@aral the shit part is that if they don't do it, lots of people won't buy their product.

In my country (idk how it is elsewhere), banking or government apps literally will not work unless you have them installed through the app store (which ok you can spoof if you know what you're doing but same argument as changing OS applies) and/or unless you have Google Play Services. It's a huge issue for google-free custom OS users too.

It's a damned if they do, damned if they don't type situation