Notices by Brian (bgannin@mastodon.social)

@ryanhoulihan Victory!

@ryanhoulihan This, and the human corrections, are annoying and unnecessary.

@gwynnion Sounds so much like the Onion I know it’s a valid quote.

@ryanhoulihan I read a gay wizard book series in the 90s and neither myself nor the librarians were wiser (Midwest) 😈 Can’t find the name at all but it was pitch perfect - protagonist’s first love is murdered by intolerant people, then he protects them so they stay at distance and whisper campaign him into adulthood, then he finds love and peace away from them.

@ryanhoulihan In case you haven’t seen this one yet. Some merchandise lives forever 😏 https://time.com/5561165/garfield-phones-france/

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@ryanhoulihan Wait until you see how they slide into video games. I need a network connection to simulate a dystopia because you want to serve me “authentic” ads? 🤮

@ryanhoulihan Leave them where you “actually” were 😉

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@ryanhoulihan “slide into home” 😁

@ryanhoulihan Oprah is a billionaire. We eat the rich. It’s just a rule. The more zeroes on your bank account, the less moral how it’s earned.

@ryanhoulihan Financing or authoring it herself as if she were a victim? 😬

@ryanhoulihan Fun game to play: count the number of Democrat vs Republican riffs. GOP gets a lot of references, even a musical. It’s sad how the modern GOP killed satire.

@ryanhoulihan My birthday gift from my spouse was a mani pedi and spa treatment with deep tissue massage 💅🏻🫶🏻

@ryanhoulihan We’ve suffered enough.

@ryanhoulihan It's ok to try to make fetch happen.

@ryanhoulihan To be fair though, we all deserve a motorized curtain hat to shut out asshats with flair.

@ryanhoulihan 🫶🏻😉

@ryanhoulihan The fanatics are the worst.