Notices by Von Xylofon (vonxylofon@witter.cz)

@lain Ergo chair? Check.
Wireless headphones? Check.
Really weird ergo keyboard? Big check.

Sounds like every other corpo devel I know. 🙃

@kaia I have between 80 and 90 million followers. (I have 82 followers.)

@kaia

@cstross @jimfl "Twutter" 🤔

@kaia Brought to you by AMD.

@kaia You mean tacti-COOL?

👉 😎 👉

@kaia It's one engineer, Michael. What could they cost, $9?

@kaia Miele doesn't fuck around.

@caity @skinnylatte In Asia, I have only been to India, and let me tell you that no desserts anywhere else made my eyes water by the sheer force of sweetness. It was brutal, and whatever I had in America has nothing on that.

@kaia Tobe: The Life of a Legend (2020)

@lain Easy, be this guy:

@kaia I guarantee this is from the USA, the great country that gave us the one-faucet shower, which controls temperature and stream strength at the same time. (For those who haven't heard of it, those two are really locked together and yes, it's as stupid as it sounds.)

@kaia @zonk New NAMBLA spokesperson?

@catflyhigh @kaia I know, I was being silly. Don't worry, won't happen again. 😁

@catflyhigh @kaia But my fridge *is* cool and dark!...

@kaia #humblebrag

@kaia Owning an ErgoDox, I can't shake the feeling this is one with the practical bits removed. But yeah, it's sexy.

@kaia $10 says Russia did it. Both things.

@kaia Precisely. (Is it because we know a thing or two about software licensing? Perhaps.) It is true, though, that the DRM-free nature of GOG games makes me think I can ignore the terms of that licence more readily. Still, I don't expect GOG to make those available to me perpetually beyond the initial download.

@kaia Christians especially are obsessed with other people's junk, it is known.