Notices by Von Xylofon (vonxylofon@witter.cz)

@kaia Tobe: The Life of a Legend (2020)

@lain Easy, be this guy:

@kaia I guarantee this is from the USA, the great country that gave us the one-faucet shower, which controls temperature and stream strength at the same time. (For those who haven't heard of it, those two are really locked together and yes, it's as stupid as it sounds.)

@kaia @zonk New NAMBLA spokesperson?

@catflyhigh @kaia I know, I was being silly. Don't worry, won't happen again. 😁

@catflyhigh @kaia But my fridge *is* cool and dark!...

@kaia #humblebrag

@kaia Owning an ErgoDox, I can't shake the feeling this is one with the practical bits removed. But yeah, it's sexy.

@kaia $10 says Russia did it. Both things.

@kaia Precisely. (Is it because we know a thing or two about software licensing? Perhaps.) It is true, though, that the DRM-free nature of GOG games makes me think I can ignore the terms of that licence more readily. Still, I don't expect GOG to make those available to me perpetually beyond the initial download.

@kaia Christians especially are obsessed with other people's junk, it is known.

@kaia @lucy Y'all receive nudes?!

@kaia @lanodan @sun (some guy who recognized him in a hotel)'s girlfriend

@kaia @VIPPER They get a sigh.

@kaia My Ryzen is spotless. 🫦

@kaia Nope, still going strong.

@kaia Caravans are like boats. You enjoy them for two days. When you buy it, and when you sell it.

@kaia Not the same and definitely not cheap, but it looks very good: https://www.ivan-leather.com/product/leatherman-sheath-all-in-one/

@kaia buysexual

@kaia Same here. Your bf will not learn those 20% of mine.