Notices by Von Xylofon (vonxylofon@witter.cz), page 2

@kaia @lucy Y'all receive nudes?!

@kaia @lanodan @sun (some guy who recognized him in a hotel)'s girlfriend

@kaia @VIPPER They get a sigh.

@kaia My Ryzen is spotless. 🫦

@kaia Nope, still going strong.

@kaia Caravans are like boats. You enjoy them for two days. When you buy it, and when you sell it.

@kaia Not the same and definitely not cheap, but it looks very good: https://www.ivan-leather.com/product/leatherman-sheath-all-in-one/

@kaia buysexual

@kaia Same here. Your bf will not learn those 20% of mine.

@kaia My best bet is to buy Samsung S6 Tab Lite (they can still be bought new for about €200) and install LineageOS. It's one of the few supported tablets.

@kaia In the same way that Queen Elizabeth II. of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha didn't really catch on.

@kaia It was a remarkably involved shitpost on my part. I was going with the fact that he uses De Luxembourg and his princely titles here: https://monarchie.lu/en/grand-ducal-family/hrh-grand-duke

@kaia Admittedly, LUXEMBOURG - DE LUXEMBOURG, NASSAU ET BOURBON-PARMA doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

@SecularJeffrey The etymological nerd in me would like to point out that a vomitorium is a large hallway designed to allow a large number of people to exit a place, e.g. an arena or a theatre.

@janbartosik Na Bazoši jen sněhové řetězy a nosiče na kolo, tam ta gramatika ještě trochu funguje.

@janbartosik Hodí na to pár tisícovek slevu a nazdar. Pro představu, iPhone 15 stojí 24k, iPhone 14 19k.

@janbartosik