Notices by Lizzie (lizzie@brain.worm.pink), page 9

ideal family for chief:
chief (duh)
shark woman to cook for
2 children
34 children
nightingale

@realpetrateal @astranautics rare oomf L

please can we have another smartphone os? like any smartphone os is going to be at least a little evil imo but i think we can do better than phone linux java edition and apple

the human guy: “i think it’s really cool that you can sing but idk about having chickmucks in my house. you’ll probably get really smelly”

alivin: “no that wont be a problem”
simis: “yeah we both smell great”
the odor: “haha he means all three”

i missed the most important word in the gort

@tenthousandisopods graffiti i saw yesterday

@georgia i prefer it that way tbh bc the alternative requires means testing, which opens like 50 other cans of worms and i dont want to imagine a world where we’re fighting over the limit for who should be allowed to have it for retirement and if it should adjust with inflation like the minimum wage. its already shitty enough for the people on disability

why am i drinking this black

the decaf at my church isnt v good this morning

im too lazy to get up. this is my fate

@prettygood @monkey ate a papa johns and regretted it call that papa johns

@monkey ate a pizza and got mild allergies call that post hut claritin

black cats are good luck

@prettygood i mean why would i do that? i could hurt someone if i did that

@prettygood oh im NOT winning ive never punched or slapped or anything anyone in my life

@prettygood fighting you on christmas so that is also a christmas movie

@Junes its ADVENT

@Junes christmas starts on christmas and ends on epiphany :lain_angry1:

@technicallydifficult @fiore oh that’s really odd

@technicallydifficult @fiore dms showing on your timeline is expected behavior but if it has the little globe showing public visibility theres a problem