Notices by Lizzie (lizzie@brain.worm.pink), page 8

creating a new programming language that is blazingly hot 🔥🔥. it makes your cpu unreasonably hot for how much it actually computes

holy fugg

@kaia @rat @meso i come in an envelope

@rat @meso im a mail

delete gort

:necoRoblox:

lofi beats to defederate to

sometimes i have an urge to make a post that is complete nonsense and then cw it lewd so people try to figure out how it is lewd

@Alex @thegreatape of course it isnt real free market. it costs money!

@fiore OMEMO

this made my mom laugh so i think its a good post

RE: https://brain.worm.pink/objects/9c1d1f1c-e1cf-4ef6-94c6-87ba9960eb97

a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

go to concert
realize you know some of the songs from vocaloid covers

@rat idk what that is

splarm

@icedquinn i was just reflexively avoiding lock contention and didnt remember it didnt matter until afterwards

me trying to keep down lock contention for a project that will run on one thread for ten users max

had a dream my friends had doppelgängers who were in tpusa and they tried to kill me

@icedquinn yes