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   Bing (with Pizza🍕) (bingspingsdings@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 20:49:32 JST Bing (with Pizza🍕)

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   @jessew very nice :3 now add rm and if i remove root, the whole website or browser will crash, and also dont redirect to google.com when typing exit, that is hella cringe and soy

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   WetWipe (folklore@decayable.ink)'s status on Thursday, 03-Apr-2025 08:12:49 JST WetWipe

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   Goodbye emoboy88@google.com
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   XxPussyJesus419xX (chloe@masto.doskel.net)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Mar-2025 06:07:29 JST XxPussyJesus419xX

   "Is it normal to be sexually attracted to routers... Google.com." -Chloe

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   John-Mark Gurney (encthenet@flyovercountry.social)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-2025 09:50:32 JST John-Mark Gurney

   The fun of fiber. Getting sub 3ms pings to www.google.com while d/l'ing at 45MB/sec.

   (FreeBSD release is almost down.)

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   lainy (lain@lain.com)'s status on Monday, 03-Mar-2025 18:04:22 JST lainy
   Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1999 10:06:33 -0700
   From: Larry McVoy <lm@bitmover.com>
   Subject: Re: Grins
   Newsgroups: fa.linux.kernel
   
   On Tue, Oct 19, 1999 at 12:48:52PM -0400, Richard B. Johnson wrote:
   > Silicon Valley startup Google.com says its search engine is based on a
   > patent-pending technology that "performs an objective measurement of
   > the importance of Web pages and is calculated by solving an equation
   > of 500 million variables and more than 2 billion terms." How, then, to
   > explain this: A reader's search for the phrase "more evil than Satan
   > himself" returned Microsoft's home page as the first result.
   >
   > [From PC Week's Spencer Katt]
   > http://www.google.com/search?q=more+evil+than+satan+himself
   
   I worked there early on as a consultant and from what I remember of what
   they are doing, I doubt very much that they did anything special to make
   this happen. The somewhat inaccurate description of how this happens is
   that there are more pages, with all those words on them, which point to
   the offensive page, than any other group of pages pointing to some other
   page.
   
   None the less, highly, highly amusing.
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   wormthen (authen@brain.worm.pink)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 01:57:53 JST wormthen
   google.com
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