Notices by Lizzie (lizzie@brain.worm.pink), page 3

@meso @mac_ack it’s because she said something funny about a coconut tree not that

@meso true

We heard the commotion from our users and we got acting quickly. worm.pink is adding amazing AI-powered features !!

Introducing: Clod, a virtual assistant and the core of our latest update. Clod answers helpful questions like “how do I block users?”, “How do I use the harassment panel?” and “Is it normal to hear the worms whispering about the secrets that lie in the depths?”

We know many of you have been anticipating Clod for months now due to the leaks. Do not worry, the leakers have been dealt with.

Because we value transparency, we still found it worthwhile to address some of the concerns that were brought up. One allegation was that Clod repeatedly told users to buy wormium, and then in the event a user tried to purchase wormium, told those users “there is no wormium.” We are also aware some of the leakers who claimed to be testers alleged that it frequently presented them new ‘shady’ investment opportunities, and encouraged them to abandon their current lives for a religious organization located in New Mexico. We would like to address these concerns by stating: It’s fine. Stop thinking about it.

If anyone has questions or complaints we encourage them to shut it or ask Clod

“registration reason: to use the website”

@Merc @anathema @rat good ni

what if bubble sort is actually super powerful

“dommy mommy this dommy mommy that”
what about subby mommies okay wheres all the attention for that

@Erpel @icedquinn if you melt iced quinn do you get a watered quinn?

@rat @Merc @disarray @7666 @nyanide @anna @shitpisscum @sun @hj @glorp @sierra @theorytoe @binkle @arcana @lily @vivi @teratology @vriska @anathema @a @pi55d @PurpCat @tomo @anathema @cine @ademan @cjd @karebu @waifu @tonyzaret @gigalomaniac @Forestofenchantment @fiore @penny @sun_eater @erin @vaartis @zonk @allison @RustyCrab @meso @vivi @meeper @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @eemmaa @lyresdictionary @mold @r000t @ai @Cara i dont remember which ones ive tried, but ritalin remains my only drug allergy so that’s something

@Merc @rat the internet will peak in four days

creating an open source project with a fake name policy

unlimited genocide on the cvs at cityscape in phoenix

buy ibuprofin and take a nap bc you feel a headache coming

game mode: on

@meso @FinalOverdrive true!

@FinalOverdrive they are a couple of the instances we are closest to.

@FinalOverdrive like if you check our badges, the only active instances are those two and raccoon quest oh the raccoon quest one seems outdated i should probably update it

@feld yes that was the joke

doing so many opioids i get a raised breathing and heartrate and start to panic. you know, the thing opioids do