Notices by Jelqer Skelter (sneeden@0.5dollah.click)

How do I get one of those fake jobs where all you do is attend meetings, ask questions and write emails all day?

@Hoss goycattle culling

@Forestofenchantment @creamqueen @RustyCrab how can you tell?

@get he's free now, he was also prescribed meds

Listening to the Wings-DSP 2am conversation and thinking about being in a similar position as Wings fills me with dread
"I'm fat and retarded and I hate my life but I'm stuck and I have no choice about it"

@RustyCrab Wings was streaming, I think

@RustyCrab my understanding of it is that Wings was streaming and DSP, sleepless on his bed, decided to peep at his stream and saw detractors fucking with Wings, so he decided to call him. At one point you can hear DSP's wife being annoyed because he woke her up with their convo.

@mischievoustomato idk why every chinese crash ends with a fire

Hatsune Nigguh

>OpenAI retires 4o
>Grok companions still not available on Android
Massive L for niggas who use AI as a gf replacement

Ridiculous? Ok, let's talk about Bondi, Bitcoin, and Claude
@get @yomiel

@mischievoustomato no, never.
It's just that I'd like to go out on the weekend but everywhere is going to be extra crowded because of the date

Valentine's day getting in the way of my piece of shit incel freak life

@mischievoustomato you must become an internet microcelebrity, that'll give you access to the BPD girls

What being a sink pisser feels like

@fwc Ever since I watched that Metokur stream about reading the FBI's report on The Finders, my certainty about the world shattered

@phnt Wait did GLEASON rug some fools?!

@Paultron @Hoss yeah, I remember all the "he's real life Tony Stark!" glazing they used to do lol

Visualizing in the mirror the man I want to become

@Forestofenchantment We don't offer jobs anymore, we forgot how