Notices by Jelqer Skelter (sneeden@0.5dollah.click)

@pernia @meso catalonians are leftards. They don't kiss walls, they kiss sandnigger migrant ass

Boomers be like:
"Retire? I'm only 72. 72 is young!"

mods, take his foreskin and turn it into a south korean skincare product

@mischievoustomato is it illegal in peru or something? Over here you just ask for it

@mischievoustomato also those who accept credit cards will charge you an extra fee, this is a violation of their terminal's merchant processing agreement

@RustyCrab @mischievoustomato only if they like you enough

Hallucinating the ms teams notification sound inside my head

Insane that the right globally is nothing but defending Israel

i like finding fedi randos on twitter and youchube

@mischievoustomato I'm curious about why you decided to go for the iphone first instead of the macbook
Didn't want to wait any longer?

@Hoss @atomic "you can just do things" really means "there's so much shit going on it's very likely you can get away with it"

Encontré un grupo de fb dedicado exclusivamente a postear variantes del comic del nerd negro. Es hermoso.

I remember back when every week you'd see a new javascript framework releasing and people would talk about it like it was the next big thing. Nowadays it's some new AI shit and how it's the best thing ever and AGI has been achieved

Now, Jev (Jeb!) is all the rage

@mischievoustomato

crazy stuff

This thumbnail is so funny to me

>But even if someone has never played a game, Utsumi says Sega still considers them a fan and a “gamer.”
You don't hate tourists enough

@RustyCrab @wertimer theprimeagen did a couple of videos on burnout, he is a reformed meth junkie that worked for a decade for Netflix so maybe there some useful nuggets for you there

@RustyCrab omg that's what's happening?
I thought it was an update that needed an app reboot

Take care of your knees, folks
Don't make my mistake