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@tk what’s next? Space ships under space sails?

@clacke

When two lions passed by each other

Lions, nice. What about them?

without colliding,

… yeah, right …

some of their virtual photons

.. huh?

interacted and turned into real photons with very high energy…

wait, what?..

@dansup @ngons I got the message alright. It’s the cringe association that had to be suspended to get it.

@dansup > iMessage functions exclusively on Apple platforms

Thanks but no thanks.

The iMessage protocol is based on the Apple Push Notification service (APNs)—a proprietary, binary protocol.

No, really.

Apple’s directory of iMessage public keys, Apple Push Notification service (APNs) addresses, and phone numbers and email addresses that are used to look up the keys and device addresses

Please don’t.

@ngons @dansup Of course. But the message reads really weird this way.

I’d have to jump through the mental gymnastics hoops to get to the core message of “bringing the warm fuzzy feeling I get as an apple user to Fediverse DMs”.

@outie @mcc Please disable ad blocker and allow JavaScript on this page. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is Futile.

@kaia be grateful they aren’t out for your gaming CPUs