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Notices by Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party), page 3
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 11-Oct-2024 21:12:28 JST Ben :bc: -
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 05-Oct-2024 02:06:23 JST Ben :bc: Oh no - have I been radicalised by Mastodon?
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 04-Oct-2024 23:46:19 JST Ben :bc: Before I moved to Fedi I was unaware I am attracted to a baffling array of people and non-people
I can't seem to pin down any defining characteristic except I'm sure they all definitely have a head
I'm sorry if that makes me bigoted - I'm just not into headless people, SORRY IF THAT'S TOO WOKE FOR YOU SNOWFLAKES
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 04-Oct-2024 00:10:34 JST Ben :bc: EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. MASSIVE NEWS ALERT.
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 07:46:21 JST Ben :bc: Shaft!
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Oct-2024 07:34:39 JST Ben :bc: Oh my god
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 17:11:53 JST Ben :bc: Got my Halloween outfit sorted for spooky season
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:34:09 JST Ben :bc: Who is the best Dr Who?
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 07:54:16 JST Ben :bc: The way young people speak is stupid and annoying
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 28-Sep-2024 02:26:11 JST Ben :bc: Like a doughy jesus, I hath risen
(hallelujah)
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 28-Sep-2024 02:26:08 JST Ben :bc: Covered in Besus
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 23-Sep-2024 21:16:10 JST Ben :bc: Trigger warning
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 21-Sep-2024 00:58:38 JST Ben :bc: Americans don't realise that literally noone in the UK has ever even heard of Ronald Trump and every time they mention his name we think they're talking about this song
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-2024 06:26:16 JST Ben :bc: Missed a lot of news today. I'm sure the presidential debate went well for Trump though who's usually so composed and.... *checks news*..... er.... apparently talked about.....windmills telepathically killing whales and migrants eating geese?.....
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 23:21:05 JST Ben :bc: Hope everyone's having a great Monday!
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 10:28:35 JST Ben :bc: Hey we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 07-Sep-2024 08:31:40 JST Ben :bc: It is so incredibly funny to me that this is a credible option to be President of the United States of America
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 06-Sep-2024 21:30:57 JST Ben :bc: I find it very frustrating that people genetically predisposed to being tall and thin and symmetrical espouse their views on lifestyle or diet as though it's their decisions that led to them looking like that. As though they know better than others how the human body works. I'm particularly annoyed that Elle Macpherson is now advocating vitamins as a replacement treatment for cancer.
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 05-Sep-2024 08:45:29 JST Ben :bc: Right, night everyone! Just going to do a normal human sleep in my normal human bed. Güdnort or whatever it is us humans say! X
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Ben :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Sep-2024 21:00:56 JST Ben :bc: Cool
Nasa unfurls giant solar sail – and you can see it from Earth
https://www.independent.co.uk/space/nasa-solar-sail-interstellar-travel-b2605668.html