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I think we should suggest a new reality TV show with Russell Brand, Andrew Tate, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, Nigel Farage, Lawrence Fox, Katie Hopkins, Julia Hartley-Brewer and Dan Wootton where we send them all to a remote island, set up a load of cameras but don't plug them in and just leave them there

Just browsing Snopes and it is BONKERS how much misinformation around there is about Kamala Harris. Like there is an avalanche - a deluge of lies being made up about her. Easily debunked lies aswell but so many. I know there has been a bit of deceit the other side aswell, but it seems plainly obvious to me that anyone must be able to see it's all lies. How can anyone vote for a party that just makes shit up? It's beyond me. Like if I said Donald Trump isn't actually real. None of you have ever actually seen him. He's just an AI. He doesn't exist. He's been made up by your phones algorithm to fuel the culture war. He's just a collection of 1s and 0s. You're getting mad about nothing. He's just code.

Do you think that love (or the nature of love) has evolved over the years or remained fundamentally the same since we crawled out of the ocean and grew feet?

New horrifying dystopia just dropped

These 'living computers' are made from human neurons — and you can rent one for $500 a month
https://www.livescience.com/technology/artificial-intelligence/these-living-computers-are-made-from-human-neurons

Phew. Was worried there for a moment.

It is increasingly difficult to be a man in today's world trying to defend that being a man is basically 'ok' when every fucking day another fucking man does something reprehensible. Can you please for the love of GOD stop fucking it up for the dwindling few of us that remain.

Via @airadam

Just seen some of the olympics breaking, which I DID NOT KNOW THEY WERE DOING. Amazing.

It is a bit funny to me - as I'm sure it must have been to my Fedi predecessors - that people are jumping ship from twitter *now*. Like..... Welp, actual race riots is the final straw. I'm probably not going to support this platform after this. Well maybe just *one more* chance, but if there's a nuclear apocalypse I'm really gonna get mad.

Why not. It's no madder than any of the shit I do.

I am also being deprived of billions of dollars worth of revenue

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn47798gxx4o

I mean.... I'm not NOT interested...

I Went to a Movie Theater to Watch 73 Minutes of Cat Videos
https://variety.com/2024/film/news/inside-cat-video-fest-1236096141/

Tim Walz at the fairground with daughter, Hope. I was reading a lovely article about it and it linked to the video but unfortunately it was on another site so have taken it to share here. For the record I'm vegan and I think this light dad-ribbing of her vegetarianism is quite good natured and sweet.

If we're bringing everything back from history; war, famine, nazis, economic crashes, genocide, fascism, plague, and the England race riots...can we get some new pyramids aswell? Maybe mummify some of the Royals?

HahaHA! Just found some chocolate that had been carefully hidden from me. The fools. Don't they know I am the greatest chocolate detective the world has ever seen?! They call me..... Sherlocolate Holmes

I would absolutely destroy a Magnum right now given the opportunity

Eldest daughter just turned up with 'friend' (new girlfriend, soft introduction as she's just split from boyf of 7 years) to collect her sis (17) to go to Pride Brighton tomorrow. Such a lovely event. Used to take the kids when they were young and knew a couple of the organisers. It's quite funny - they're taking my nephew who's secretly enby but also openly gay now (my BiL is a little intolerant but coming around, but enby is a step too far for him at the mo). My eldest has always been a little cross with me about being too tolerant, and it feels like she wanted a big coming out drama and was annoyed when we were all fine, so told me off for calling her gay when she was pan/bi etc. But split (very amicably) with her fella because..... she's decided she's gay! I win! I win the gay wars! Only joking. Fwiw I've just never been bothered about it. No idea why. Just built that way. Everyone assumes I'm gay and I don't bother to correct them. I love the gays! Can I say that? Most definitely NOT! Lol. But I'll say it anyway. So to all my gay brethren and sistren and othren and nothren, I say.... 👊

Happy Pride, mother effers. X

The country has never been so divided. My wife has been on the Facebook and it's all kicking off. There's a huge row about the binmen not taking some wood that was poorly concealed in a 'main bin' liner. Everyone has waded in. It's chaos. Even some binmen have got involved. The person who said they should have just double-bagged it to conceal the wood hath become a pariah. Others have joined their cause and decreed that 'it probably ain't even recycled proper anyways'. This could be the End Times. You must choose a side. This is the new religion.

@catswhocode

In space? It would just keep going....floating on forever out beyond the Oort cloud......

@PacificNic

'Make Britain OK Again'

@kurtsh

Thanks. Just reading about this and couldn't see the video anywhere! Impressive stuff.