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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 20:12:28 JST NosBenatu :bc:

Hard to explain how devastating I find this. I'm going to simply choose not to believe it. At the very least I reckon they'd bang out a couple of Dan Browns.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c748kmvwyv9o
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1. Domain not in remote thumbnail source whitelist: ichef.bbci.co.uk
  
  'Infinite monkey theorem' challenged by Australian mathematicians
  
  Australian researchers have poked holes in an old thought-experiment known as the "infinite monkey theorem".
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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Oct-2024 07:31:15 JST NosBenatu :bc:

Love it! You don't see stuff like this anymore...
Lost Mayan city found in Mexico jungle by accident
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crmznzkly3go.amp
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  Lost Mayan city found in Mexico jungle by accident
  
  The city is the size of Edinburgh and among the largest Mayan sites in ancient Latin America.
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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 27-Oct-2024 01:52:18 JST NosBenatu :bc:

This made me do a lol this morning
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1. The Shaggy D.A. 1976 When successful lawyer Wilby Daniels (Dean Jones) returns from vacation to find his home has been burglarized, he decides to clean up the town by running against the corrupt John Slade (Keenan Wynn) in the upcoming district attorney election. However, just as Wilby begins his campaign, he learns that a ring has been stolen from a museum that has the power to turn him temporarily into a sheepdog. Knowing he could transform at any moment, Wilby attempts to win the election. It's a sheepdog in chambers escaping by going out a window and rappelling down a rope, punching someone on the way out. However several times, it cuts quite clearly and hilariously to a human in a dog costume.
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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 06:36:48 JST NosBenatu :bc:

It is extremely frustrating to me that people use the insult 'carrot top' to describe people with red hair because carrot tops are green thank you for listening and another thing red hair is rarely actually red also red onions are clearly purple who is naming all this stuff.....

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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 20:04:21 JST NosBenatu :bc:

Royal Family net worth 2024 - c.£70billion
Crisis estimate to completely eradicate homelessness in the UK - £1.9billion
William addresses his privilege in helping homeless - BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cglk70e005do.amp
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  William addresses his privilege in helping homeless
  
  Prince William says he wants to make use of his public platform to campaign against homelessness.
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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-2024 03:53:06 JST NosBenatu :bc:

Gonna be evil from now on, guys (sorry)
Can I have some money now please

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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 11-Oct-2024 21:12:28 JST NosBenatu :bc:

There's something wrong with the Internet
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1. 13. "Young Winston Churchill was quite a tasty snack." Image of young Churchill (named after the theatre in Bromley) in tux and dickie bow. Hands in pockets, being a raconteur.
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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 05-Oct-2024 02:06:23 JST NosBenatu :bc:
in reply to

Oh no - have I been radicalised by Mastodon?

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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 04-Oct-2024 23:46:19 JST NosBenatu :bc:

Before I moved to Fedi I was unaware I am attracted to a baffling array of people and non-people
I can't seem to pin down any defining characteristic except I'm sure they all definitely have a head
I'm sorry if that makes me bigoted - I'm just not into headless people, SORRY IF THAT'S TOO WOKE FOR YOU SNOWFLAKES

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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 04-Oct-2024 00:10:34 JST NosBenatu :bc:

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. MASSIVE NEWS ALERT.
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1. ‘Men in Black’ Director Says ‘Will Smith Is a Farter’: One Fart Was So Bad ‘We Evacuated the Stage for About Three Hours. And That’s Incredible’ Image of Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith in Men in Black. They are younger and wearing suits.
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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-2024 07:46:21 JST NosBenatu :bc:

Shaft!
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1. WHO calls for urgent transformation of care and support systems for older people 1 October 2024
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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Oct-2024 07:34:39 JST NosBenatu :bc:

Oh my god
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1. Lawn skeleton halloween decoration dressed in the Australian breakdance kit and posed to look like Raygunn doing a funny dance move (the kangaroo)
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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Oct-2024 17:11:53 JST NosBenatu :bc:

Got my Halloween outfit sorted for spooky season
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1. Image of a chap in a labcoat with absolutely zero memorable features. Looks like a mannequin only less charming. Halloween Costume Idea: "Gradual Mutation" 1. Wear a lab coat to the party and chat about your experiments on crocodiles. 2. Every hour go to the bathroom and apply more scaly makeup. 3. Ask people for meat. 4. At the end of the night, put a lab coat on a crocodile and let it loose.
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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 18:34:09 JST NosBenatu :bc:

Who is the best Dr Who?

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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 07:54:16 JST NosBenatu :bc:

The way young people speak is stupid and annoying

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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 28-Sep-2024 02:26:11 JST NosBenatu :bc:

Like a doughy jesus, I hath risen
(hallelujah)

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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 28-Sep-2024 02:26:08 JST NosBenatu :bc:
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- Mombie 🧟‍♀️ || Fᴀʀᴀʜ
- paul
@farah @amiserabilist
Covered in Besus
https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/112071342548871375

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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 23-Sep-2024 21:16:10 JST NosBenatu :bc:

Trigger warning
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1. Roger Lloyd-Pack aka Trigger from Only Fools and Horses. He's wearing very 80s clothes (a tartan jacket over a striped polo shirt) and leaning against a bar in a pub with a pint of lager next to him. He looks young and glum and a bit vacant. He was known in the show for being extremely stupid.
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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 21-Sep-2024 00:58:38 JST NosBenatu :bc:

Americans don't realise that literally noone in the UK has ever even heard of Ronald Trump and every time they mention his name we think they're talking about this song
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1. 80s punk rockers the Toy Dolls sing enthusiastically in low resolution in what looks like a pub. Skinny lad, no shirt, sunglasses, terrifying grin.
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NosBenatu :bc: (thebreadmonkey@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-2024 06:26:16 JST NosBenatu :bc:

Missed a lot of news today. I'm sure the presidential debate went well for Trump though who's usually so composed and.... *checks news*..... er.... apparently talked about.....windmills telepathically killing whales and migrants eating geese?.....

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Hi, I'm Ben. I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur. I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors. 🌱He/HimWant to buy me a coffee? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

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