Notices by eena meena me (meena@glitch.social)

my daughter's school sent out a message that due to teachers having trouble getting to school with the snow still on the roads, school won't opening until 11:00

then sent another message that the school bus won't be operating today.

cool cool cool

so, instead of sending one vehicle with a professional driver, why don't we send seventy with stressed out drivers instead? #mastodaoine

i don't know how, but I've somehow managed to make a bad omelette.

@annika I managed to get rid of it, by changing the notification filter setting

@annika wtf, why

@tillshadeisgone has there ever been a secretary of state who would've made a good president?

people who aren't immigrants: I don't know what your problem is here! i got on just fine, forty+ years ago when i was born into the culture and climate abs was able to immerse myself naturally while growing up, at a time when the government wasn't trying to overtly kill off all people to poor to afford land and a house and instead only tried to do that to travelling communities

@annika *gets up to do all the house work she was too tired to do yesterday night*

i don't know what you mean.

someone set the alarm clock in kiddo's room for (a sensible time, tho not necessarily sensible for a Sunday). so naturally, I'm the only one in the house who's woken up by that.

it's been over half an hour, and no one else has woken up from the noise. maybe it's time i get up and turn it off…

@annika probably something gross.

explained to my elderly neighbour that moss and lichen eat rock and shit earth, so putting weed killer on it is kinda counter productive in a place where you can hardly dig five centimeters before hitting rock

Goodbye, 30s! 😽

Hello, 40s!

@notjustbikes @Darriengineer can you still make money on youtube if you're not playing their weird games?

@siege that's an awful lot of allegedly passive voice

> It is said she sustained 14 stab wounds in the alleged attack and was rushed to hospital for treatment.

what the fuck does that even almost mean

"If we leave the lithium battery here on the crystal, we can cause an explosion that will blow up the entire Trogg world"

that's genocide, Liam. That's genoicide.

@annika step 0: get dishwasher.

you ever just realized how something you've done is over ten years ago
and then something else, something you still vividly remember, is twenty years ago?

and then suddenly, you notice: I'm old.
(and you are probably too)

step one: reintroduce wolves to Ireland

step two: *points wolves at landlords*

vote for me.

… for the second time now.

and it's starting to dawn on me, that we're kinda replicating the last 5 mass extinction scenarios, but, like, combining them into one…

we're… diversifying our extinction portfolio, covering all bases.