Notices by Tito Swineflu (tito_swineflu@sfba.social)

Ha ha, I was given a warning on reddit for suggesting shooting down police drones with nerf guns. My post was flagged for 'harrassment'. I guess that makes sense in this day and age. Poor police drones.

Eric Adams wearing a hat that incorrectly labels him as "Mayor Adams" rather than "Dipshit".

@kingrat 20 years ago, i knew people who paid the cops $200 a week to keep shows going (no booze) on mission st. Meanwhile a place down the block had a full on bar with large shows weekly, no idea what or if they had to pay. No one cares until they do.

@MLNow I always wonder about the way this works. You could, say, be running an illegal bar/performance area in the 20th and mission area, selling booze without a license, etc. and survive for years. Or you can run one of these places and survive for a few months. What's the difference? Is it which cops you bribe? Is it because some have neighbors and some don't? There's no consistency.

@kingrat I would, but their fundie parents whisk them in and out of there. Maybe i could start a cult deproggramming summer camp. Mostly, though, I just want this bigoted fuckers out of the city.

What do you do when you live in one of the most liberal neighborhoods in the country and you find out your neighbor has opened a nazi training camp?

https://www.donumdei.org

@kingrat I heard a nws alert on the emergency broadcast service for 70mph gusts and hail that can damage siding in Pacifica, weird that we didn't get cell phone alerts.

@kingrat should be fun times for the permanently butthurt among us.

@kingrat and we knew he was a racist at least as long as Tesla has had the Fremont plant, America's (if not the world's) most racist assembly line.

No you didn't

@bri_seven Reminds me of crossing the Czech border on a night train while wearing nail polish. The bulky border security guys came through our car, checking passports. They were about to leave when one of them caught sight of my nails. He grabbed my hand and looked at it, then said, in a heavy accent, "is very pretty." Then they took their machine guns and left.

@kingrat At least this is real money in bribes, not like the SF way, where bribes are: $2000 in cash, a riding mower for your youth sports team and a vacation in some third-tier Chinese city.

@lmorchard @mekkaokereke something like torrents, where servers that have rendered the preview card could raise their hands and say "we've got it"?

@kingrat ah. Too bad

@kingrat I have a number of intersections where daylighting would really make things safer, so I focus on those. Generally places where I have nearly been hit.

Is everyone else enjoying inundating 311 with AB413 parking enforcement requests? I am. Also, I still have my 311 juice. After I complained, they painted some of the curb red! If you want me to come to your neighborhood and use my flagged 311 account to get the city to do something, let me know.

@clanger9 @mewbassprr @khobochka Yes. I configure my nginx to send all AI bots to a bunch of stuff written in old/middle english - the canterbury tales, beowulf. Hopefully that helps make their language models worse.

@kingrat it's nearly as likely as winning.

@kingrat It's amazing how the city just chooses neighborhoods to be bad. In 2012, I lived by 13th, and the city told the homeless people to go there. It was like the city put a giant thumb on my neighborhood and it all went to shit (not that it was great before) Just once, I'd like to see the city decide that west portal needed to be the epicenter of misery.

This is excellent work, SF! It's street sweeping day, so this dude drives his car up onto the sidewalk among the kids waiting for the school bus, in front of the PCO, who will not write the much more lucrative ticket for parking on the sidewalk, because that's how this works.