Notices by David Smith (catfish_man@mastodon.social), page 4

Stage two: macerating a bunch of rhubarb and blanched lemon with thyme, ginger, coriander seeds, salt, and sugar #cooking

Love living in a city. I can just walk down to the farmer’s market and get 1PM breakfast momo

@inthehands some of the terminology gets really creepy in this context. I originally had a bit about registering you with their servant locator and then was like "…y'know what, the joke doesn't need to be that grim"

Your employer offers CORBA coverage as part of your termination agreement. You accept before noticing the typo, but it's too late; they've already attached a Portable Object Adapter to you and started forwarding you remote method invocations.

Muni working on time machine tech apparently

@inthehands I went to a Montessori preschool/kindergarten and it worked out very very well for me

Nope still head full of static and yawning constantly. I hate chronic fatigue issues so much.

Finally got >8 hours of sleep for the first time in over a week (average prior to last night: 5h45m)

Not due to WWDC even >.<

Anyway, hopefully moderately more functional now.

@inthehands I can additionally vouch for Shantini being excellent and trustworthy. I know you know this, but for people looking in the replies.

@inthehands @shantini I need this as a possible reaction on posts

@sindarina @skinnylatte warms my heart to see people still remember us fondly :) </former Adium developer>

Why the fuck are there all these cars on this road. My bus has places to be, gtfo

@mcc What I want along those lines is an “introject” syscall that makes a particular thread in a daemon act, for security and other purposes, as though it’s a thread in the app that sent the daemon a message

Sometimes I want to post about The Horrors but also don’t want to inflict more posts about The Horrors on folks timelines

@inthehands and it turns out all objects are C strings, as long as there’s a \0 before the end of the memory page 😭

"Hey David why are you so enthusiastic about Swift being strongly statically typed?"

@squeakypancakes @inthehands things got SO MUCH clearer for me when I realized they weren’t contrasting rational with irrational, they were contrasting it with empirical.

“What if we try to derive the nature of reality from assumptions without ever touching grass”

I have a new favorite conspiracy theory: someone in the talk page for the wikipedia article on branch prediction thinks that branch prediction, in its entirety, is fake

@inthehands yeah he, arguably, is kind of a genius. Just, his skill is large scale cons, not engineering.

@inthehands one of the deeply frustrating things about being an anticapitalist is the realization that it's so deeply entwined into our systems that just tearing it down naively will do a lot of harm, while also acknowledging that an orderly transition is orders of magnitude harder than an already herculean task :(