Notices by Worthless Bums (worthlessbums@mastodon.social)

if you are attending a thing this weekend may i remind you that your phone is a snitch

that is all

@selzero @ZombieGopher it says "space herpie" right there and you didn't even include any prophylactics smh

@HauntedOwlbear on skype forever because family won't do anything else. too much inertia

normal people: *afraid someone might read their intrusive thoughts and judge them for it*

republicans: *literally posting hate on porn sites*

take country music away from conservatives

let's be fair

emus are smart

@DarkestKale i need to know the end of this sentence

we tried scapegoating the gays and the homeless and nothing is working

coulda sworn my catholic school teachers said something about this, no?

remember when jesus said fuck them homeless peeps

@HauntedOwlbear yes it says that after a million words about water I DIDN'T READ THE BOTTLE THOROUGHLY OBV xD

@HauntedOwlbear look i need to be clear about something lol

i did not buy this

my mom gave this to me and was like "use lotion"

@HauntedOwlbear

just the sheer amount of fud

people ask WoUlD yOu LiVe NeXt To A nUcLeAr PlAnT with the same energy as white people asking if you'd live next to mexicans or some shit (yes and yes you fucknugget)

i can't take anti-nuclear power plant climate change people seriously

i've had a real bad couple of days but this was the real kicker tbh

you know i think /r/rpg is like /r/gamedev

in the sense that i know most everyone in /r/gamedev is not making games

and i don't believe that most people in /r/rpg are actually playing these games

i think they're just making shit the fuck up

i think my cleric should be able to tho...

yeah sue me it took me a few months of playing to figure this out

regret to inform you my new thief does not get a 10% xp bonus

however he is strong and charismatic

so basically a himbo