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@DarkestKale do not whip the llama's ass

nothing like seeing a cosplayer as claire redfield to realize her re2 outfit really was just a black shirt and a raggedy ass red vest lol

watching her waste all her bullets early like ohohohohohoho

you are gonna regret all of this

claire dresses like an asian man in his 60s

even the shorts

oh the actual boss showed up lmao

i think the most brutal "oh you spent those resources hours ago? how terribly short-sighted of you" game i ever played was homeworld

that game did not give a fuck if you fucked yourself into a no-win state like 3 missions ago

ngl it is funny as fuck watching someone with a drive to kill all enemies and find all items play old school re

i know tlou2 is out on pc i just haven't had the interest to play it yet

thinking about joel makes me mad

sigh lol

the feminine urge to hear a window crash, flame grenade a wall, then run out the door

*enters door*
*hears moaning and shuffling*

"no. no."

*leaves*

was playing re3r on inferno for like over an hour wondering why i wasn't finding any ink ribbons

before remembering re3r didn't have any ink ribbons -_-

"WHAT THE FLIPFLOPS?!?"

when she discovers resident evil remake zombies be runnin'

what if i go near it and it explodes into thousands of smaller spiders?

absolutely not
absolutely not

i will take my chances with the xenomorph fuckers

here's the thing about the giant fuck spiders: even if i shotgunned one to death, flipped upside down motionless in the hallway... i'm not going near that thing

i am finding a sledgehammer to make any other path to bypass it

i would rather go through the re3r power area with the creepy crawly xenomorph ass things trying to facefuck you than deal with giant ass tarantulas

she's hyperventilating fighting big fuck spiders

i feel ya girl

they're so fucking hairy too

at least the skyrim ones aren't as bad

what kinda scp is pyramid head tho

"HOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW?!?!?"

well rebecca screamed for help and you went exploring, champ

after almost 17 hours watching her at the end realize she let rebecca die loooooooooololololol