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Not my vegan moisturiser supplier trying to give me FOMO that my VIP early access to the new product line is about to run out. 😱
I know it's cut-throat out there in the world of cosmetics marketing, but it's not like I'm about to pre-download it to get immediate access pre launch day. I either need a new tube or I don't.
That said, you should moisturise.
Yes, you.
Worthless Bums
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@worthlessbums fuck's sake, Bums
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@worthlessbums it literally says "body wash"...
Worthless Bums
@HauntedOwlbear look i need to be clear about something lol
i did not buy this
my mom gave this to me and was like "use lotion"
Worthless Bums
@HauntedOwlbear yes it says that after a million words about water I DIDN'T READ THE BOTTLE THOROUGHLY OBV xD
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@worthlessbums to be fair, my dad once bought (and used) antiperspirant when he was looking for cream for chapped hands, so it could have been worse
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@Kitty @worthlessbums everyone's old here, Kitty, have you not seen the inevitable outcome of every fediverse age poll?
Kit-T :damnified:
@worthlessbums @HauntedOwlbear This is the type of thread I came to the fedi for 🤣
I'm old enough to remember when it was oil of Ulay, which means I should be slapping the stuff on with a towel as I'm old 🤫
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@Kitty @worthlessbums we have sensible conversations about skincare in these parts
:trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet:
@HauntedOwlbear I hear body wash is good for that
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@DarkestKale actual sniggering
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