Notices by The Kitchen Bitches 🐕‍🦺🧙‍♀️ (pawpower@mastodon.social)

Phoenix gives this hotel 5 wags out of 5! Bonus there is an Italian ice op right across the road! woo!

#WitchesAtWork 🧙♀️💪🕯️😋

@Fragglemuppet Yum, I love the soda bread with raisins. It makes amazing French toast.

It's funny because someone asked me why I didn't buy lasagna in the frozen section, and in my mind, there are some meals that you just don't ever buy from the store! Like mashed potatoes! I have never in my life, eaten a lasagna that was not made by someone I knew! OK, maybe a couple of times at fancy Italian restaurants but that's different! So, mastodon, in your mind what food would you never buy from a store but only have if you can make it at home? Or am I the only one who feels this way

@Fragglemuppet @pixelate @RandomFire @Blobsta Highly recommend the garlic olives then, I mean in moderation, of course. lol

@Fragglemuppet @pixelate @RandomFire @Blobsta Me too, my current jar is garlic stuffed green olives. It's amazing.

@RandomFire @Fragglemuppet @Blobsta @pixelate I agree, I make what I call "Eggs of Satan!" It is regular deviled eggs, but you use wasabi mustard with the mayo and it turns the filling kind of green, and you fill the egg white halves with the mixture and top each egg with a sliced black olive so it looks like an eyeball.

@pixelate @RandomFire @Fragglemuppet @Blobsta I think I see stars from the spicy mustard haha.

@Blobsta @Fragglemuppet Oh wow I've never tried their coffee, they have interesting looking drinks something with doctor pepper that tastes like sugar cookies. I haven't tried any of them because I am such a fan of the lime slush

@pixelate @Blobsta @Fragglemuppet They have a lot of interesting stuff. Most of their desserts I can't have because it's all ice cream but they look amazing.

@pixelate @Blobsta @Fragglemuppet Yes I think I could put up with tummy rumbles... rummy tumbles? But... my lungs fill with fluid and become very angry when I consume more than small amounts of dairy so I try not to do that too much since breathing is good

@pixelate @Blobsta @Fragglemuppet My life would be so much better if it were optional. lol.

@pixelate @Blobsta @Fragglemuppet Thankfully, the cause of my issue is only a specific protein found in the milk of cattle, so I can eat eggs with no problem! This is good as I love eggs, and egg salad, and I use them in baking... etc.

It was sonic for dinner, because I wanted a giant limeade slush. I have no regrets.

Arrived home with all 3 dogs. More laundry, but the guestroom is very clean, ok my whole house is very clean but don't blink or you'll miss it. There is nacho filling in the baby crockpot, and bed time can't come soon enough. OMG this day has been very productive but very exhausting. Tomorrow involves consolidating all my itemized deductions for the CPA, and finish filling out the form for the interpreter coordinator for this conference. Also I'm baking Babka. All this adulting requires pastry.

@chris Welcome to the I make bad decisions club. I'm the president!🙌🤪🥳

@chris I hope you get a break soon. It sounds exhausting.

THE SNUGGLE PATROL is BACK in business!!!

@CoachMark Yum!!! I bet it's going to be awesome and hey nothing wrong with being happy about good food! It means you enjoy it and that's great!!! If I were closer I'd invite myself over!

Filed under "I don't get paid enough for this shit," one of my students hits me with this question out of the blue. "Ms Rox, what is copulate?" I was wondering what the fuck was going on! So in my best "everything is fine here" voice I asked where the student read it and what the context was... Apparently the screen reader pronounces Microsoft Copilot ... like... copulate. So I'm glad we got that straight! I may retire to my fainting couch with a handle of gin for the rest of the evening.