Notices by :trebuchet: Kale :trebuchet: (darkestkale@mastodon.social), page 10

Apparently there's a whole... strategy(?) to the release of Japanese porn titles and a studio-girl mentality over in Japan that absolutely makes sense in that overly organised Japan kind of way.

Today I accidentally said 'for some this sets the maximum requirement' about HR, and that's a bit of an accidental realisation.

Like, some might feel that #ruok day 'starts the conversation', and sets a minimum requirement/expectation.

Instead, it sets up HR's efforts as a *maximum requirement* of what they need to do.

'we participate in X, there's nothing else we have to do' instead of 'ok, we did X that's the least we can do, let's also...'

Last night's rpg session was predominantly a shopping/xp spend session.

Grandpa Space Turtle (out for revenge for his murdered family) spent a shitload of xp getting another four wounds (max now at 17, which is fucking ridiculous) and... Animal Companion.

I think he needs a very large space crab.

It's interesting. The cohost migration started yesterday, and today I'm seeing a fair amount more 'I need more likes/follows' talk from people here who didn't before.

Good morning folks

Today in Procurement: spending three grand... On grub screws.

Oof.

Anyway, the weather is less shitty than yesterday, and I'm gonna go for a walk in a bit.

RUOK day kinda lays out a list for corpos, and they see it like any other compliance: fo the required things and nothing beyond that.

'we did what you asked, that's enough'

I regret to inform you that the price of silver tipped grubscrews has increased.

Oof.

It has been an expensive (for work) day.

Today's 'hrm, wait a minute' read:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_money.

'The 150 best albums o-'

Look, I think if you're in triple digits, your 'best' is not really that well curated, y'know?

'What? Did you buy twenty thousand, Kale?' I hear you ask.

No.

I bought about 300.

They're just ridiculously expensive because they're silver tipped.

An hour and a half of commutr later, I am home.

Oof.

@HauntedOwlbear Even back in 1998, people hated blink tags, Owlz.

Oh shiiiiiiiiiit, Bandai are releasing '30 minute fantasy', which is #30MinuteMissions but for knights and shit

Seeing people talk about The Boys and it kind makes me want to re-read Irredeemable.

This doll farts.

Constantly.

It's broken and worn out and just blasting ass.

@HauntedOwlbear s'why I miss irreality

I've heard that some folks aren't into bukkake, but that's alright: they cum around eventually.

A coworker has just described me as a square.

Safe to say, my cover is intact.