Notices by Crystal_Fish_Caves (crystal_fish_caves@universeodon.com), page 6

@Snoro I cant believe CA and FL arent on that list.

Ive been watching diy craft ideas on Tiktok so now I can turn crap items around my house into other crap around my house.

Murphy the GIANT freshwater puffer eating whole clams. You will not believe this guy!

https://www.tiktok.com/@aquariumcoop/video/7078374939081837870?lang=en&q=murphy%20the%20fish&t=1719788376562

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@Gorfram @glasspusher the kids across the street from me brought home a pet mouse. Their mom would not let them keep it in the house so they put it in the garage. One day, no mouse but a small snake with a mouse shaped lump inside not allowing it back out of the cage. Cool pet snake! which she would also not allow in the house. They were THRILLED they traded up 😂

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@glasspusher My dad was 6'2" my mum was 5'10" Im barely 5'4 obviously a hospital mixup.

@ChrisHolladay I added the tiktok link where it shows him catching this cray cray fish

@glasspusher you know I have had this picture of mum well forever but it wasn't until I blew it up to post it here that I even noticed the snake. She was pretty but very tall awkward and shy but a friend had a pet shop and she modeled with all manner of creatures. Wonder if the skunk knew he was in snake territory.

Not sure what this guy is but aint he purty??? So relieved this was catch and release not catch and fish taco tuesday.

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My Mother in the 1940s. No that is not a necklace. She was so fucking cool.

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@JennThorson I too am a big fan of the Tea Party.

@augieray Ill never forget about 6 months into #covid some shit for brains right winger (could have been Bobert or MTG) yelling that masks were stupid because all they did was trap your own spit next to your face.

Zactly idiot. Better on you than on me. Pfffft

On a scale of little white lie to sleeping with your friend's dad how heinous of me is it to use my sister's car to pick up steamed crabs 30 minutes away?

@QueenOfCoffee if the only vehicle to use is hers and she has yours I would think so. But then again, I don’t know you or your sister so…. Don’t listen to me. 🤪

@QueenOfCoffee I think that would depend on what your definition of 'use' is. "Use" as in, hey sis can I borrow your car? or "Use" as in chloraform and duct tape?

The planted tank is coming along nicely and my Blood Parrots have gotten HUGE!

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Brought to you by the chef's at Crystal Fish Caves

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To freak out that special someone, feed them lots and lots of beets. Will not go into gory details, but the next day they may think they are dying.
Heylarious.

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Beware of any foods labeled Eat Me or Drink Me. Always disobey orders by inanimate objects.

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You must carefully watch your chickens to pick out which one is the asshole before making 'jerk chicken'.

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If you are out of American 'Cheese' melt a plastic bag with an orange crayon.

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