Notices by Crystal_Fish_Caves (crystal_fish_caves@universeodon.com), page 15

@karamazov1879 @Rasta Broads?!? The 1950's called and want their derogatory term for women back 😂

@shitpostalotl that just has to be the King of Cats

@beetuur YES!! That is the flower that shoots you full of happy juice so you totally lose all purpose in life. Please send a shitload to the orange dick at mar a lago asap!

My sweetheart gave me a heating pad to go under my keyboard in an attempt to keep my hands warm. I didn’t think I would have to negotiate its use.

Silly me.

#CatsOfMastodon

Ok. Its dark. Its quiet. Now...RUNFASTKNOCKCRAPOVERFASTERFASTERLOUDER...ok now shhhhh....excellent.....

#catstaketheirhumantowork
#hashtaggames

Sugarcubes (Bjork's old band) Delicious Demon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndz24u5PJFU

Your welcome.

#MinorDemonChoresAndTasks

@Deathsjoker AHHH I LOVE Jimmy Carr!

Embarassonius
Caused my Ferret to decide that while I was discussing repairs with 3 workmen THAT was the moment to relocate my stolen vibrator by running across the room in front of all of us.

really happened.

#MinorDemonChoresAndTasks
#HashTagGames

Comicus Ruinostra
placer of the idea in the heads of Comics that being a Game Show Host is a perfectly fine occupation. (looking at you Drew Carey, Howie Mandel, and PATTON OSWALD ugh the horror. the horror....)

#MinorDemonChoresAndTasks
#HashTagGames

Graveyardius placer of ancient cursed burial sites after completion of unworthy developments

#MinorDemonChoresAndTasks
#HashTagGames

@Jason844 @Esoteria ahhhh I swear I hadn't seen this when I did mine
so embarassin lol

Legostiel strategic placer of legos to be stepped on at 3 am

#MinorDemonChoresAndTasks
#HashTagGames

Lord Minor of Tinitis
maker of slightly annoying noises in your head you cant identify

#MinorDemonChoresAndTasks
#HashTagGames

@uspolitics Completely immune to irony. Or hyprocasy.

😂 Good for Milwaukee!

@Npars01 Interesting post that made me think, have I ever had a "relationship" with a man?
I have been a car, a roof, a chef, a maid, a hole, an object, a trophy stolen then discarded, and mostly a landing pad until something better comes along.
men suck.
and usually NOT in a good way.

@Tengrain 😂

Many people know that Fox News paid Dominion nearly 800 million dollars, but they weren't forced to pay this, they chose to settle literally right as opening statements were about to begin. I still wonder what they had on those fuckers, or were they just terrified to get Murdoch, Hannity, and Carlson on the stand. Maybe they were all spooked after Alex Jones' 965 million dollar debacle. Either way, I hope people just keep suing the pants off Conservatives.

@Tengrain @shoq But oddly more fearful of sharks

@PandaChronicle @GreenFire @Tengrain @RollingStone the really frightening part is their voters like their reprehensible and anti-american behavior, until it comes for them.