Notices by Christ van Willegen (cvwillegen@mastodon.nl)

@Bruiserzinha
Have you tried them with a nice Chianti??
@humanista @nightjar @CAETFOOD @vagina_museum

@_elena
Still better than having to go to the store to buy nail polish remover using only your left hand, because you've super glued your right thumb to your index finger...
@monospace

@jwz
#Alt4You
Screenshot of a posting:

7-Jan-2025 (Tue)

Wherein we have a story from the bar mitzvah

We hosted our first bar mitzvah here last weekend (Rent DNA Lounge Today!) It was very cute: a bunch of 13-year-olds dancing and their parents getting shitfaced. The kids were so hopped up on sugar that we actually ran out of grenadine for Shirley Temples. Then at one point, one of the parents notices that the kids are all gone. "That can't be good!" They wander back

@ButterfliesVegan
Started 2 years ago, have found almost everything I need.

@MostlyHarmless
Children are the Wurst...

@ColinTheMathmo
Looks like they're halfway there!

@kaia
F you

@petelittle1970