Notices by qdot (qdot@buttplug.engineer)

Lost your job due to startup collapse? Need to find a new one quickly?

Why not interview for 15 jobs across multiple titles/areas at the same time.

Study leetcode problems in 7 different languages. Be able to explain how improper pullup values on i2c lines causes animation lag in CSS on a web frontend. Analyze the UI/UX of firmware for STM32 processors using Rust based RTOSes.

You certainly will not regret interviewing for 15 jobs across multiple titles/areas at the same time.

github has added special bluesky account display to profiles

this increased clarity is definitely going to help my on-going job search

2024's most cancellable kink is AI Vore (people who get off on their content/works being fed into generative models)

This is not to be confused with Al Vore (people who get off on being eaten by Weird Al), which is still considered fine and normal.

the airport is telling you to go have a goodbye fuck in the car

When the glow of the blood stained moon shines upon the land…

(Fuck I’m gonna have to fight all the enemies again on the way back to my car)

LASERCHURCH

(Grace Cathedral in SF with a shitload of lasers pointed at the stained glass window. Holy shit.)

@jwz WTF. How the fuck did no one ever ask for @buttplugio support for these.

There's foot people and bondage people and that venn diagram DEFINITELY has overlaps.

(I do suspect these probably have some sort of encryption on the protocol, other Nike products have)

@Polychrome @arch they had a meeting to decide and baked it into policy.

@arch at VRChat there is a set number of head pats you can give a coworker in meetings before it is considered unacceptable.

putting my bsky and masto tabs next to each other in my browser and suddenly this image pops up

@vor As the developer of buttplug.io, I agree.

Tempted to take a round trip flight just so I can leave a window in the terminal and see if it's still there when I return.

"But qDot, what about the massive waste and environmental impact of this stupid, stupid experiment"

Listen buddy I did not buy an AVP in order to care about the real world.

Achievement unlocked: used apple vision pro while pooping and accidentally left virtual desktop window in the bathroom in front of the toilet and couldn't figure out how to get it back without having to physically go back to the bathroom and close the window.

The future is fucking awesome.

steam sales really starting to feel like shitposts

@taber ngl we have an unused cpap kicking around here and I have Had Thoughts.

@Polychrome Dyson sphere program

DONE. FUCKING DONE.

I CAN HAVE MY LIFE BACK NOW.

@feld @kissane

I now have a new title for all of the academics on woof.group

huffing steam deck is definitely going to be a scene in gummo 2 (2024)

https://www.ign.com/articles/valve-steam-deck-owners-inhaling-exhaust-fumes