Notices by buttplug.io 🍑🔌 (buttplugio@buttplug.zone)

@GossiTheDog Nonono I'm drawing using a tablet and it's *triggering* a sex toy via the pressure variations.

Important distinction.

another day of doing kegels to debug my own software

honestly, fair

SILKSCHLONG

THE BARELY USABLE BUTTPLUG MOD FOR SILKSONG

VIBRATE ON

- SILK ADD
- BIND SUCCESS

PUT TOGETHER IN A LITTLE OVER AN HOUR BECAUSE I HAVE NO ATTENTION SPAN YET LOVE ATTENTION

GET IT AT https://github.com/qdot/silkschlong

POST FEATURE REQUESTS IN REPLIES OR ON GITHUB

Yeah couldn't not use Silkschlong for our silksong mod name.

We are announcing that we have also frozen AI hiring.

Of course, we didn’t have AI or hiring in the first place.

But AI hiring is now frozen.

Wanna make random people on github mad?

Deny them access to their penis tube pressure regulator.

(There are valid reasons it's difficult to support the powerblow in @buttplugio but that don't stop people from posting like we owe them)

https://github.com/buttplugio/buttplug/issues/578

Thanks to the powerblow situation, I have just created a new type of edging:

Pull Request Edging

Who knew you could use github as a BDSM power play platform

I am being told the US decision to bomb Iran was based on vibes.

Please do not use @buttplugio for war planning.

It was not built for those purposes.

War is not butt safe.

switch 2 is homophobic

https://gonintendo.com/contents/49752-switch-2-will-automatically-turn-off-rumble-after-prolonged-use

Could not have possibly predicted where this post goes

https://www.reddit.com/r/SexToys/s/olrCho1bSg

I really cannot stress enough how much of an unexpected marketing gift the term "vibe coding" has been for us.

Dear buttplug.io users:

We apologize for the current downtime.

If your butt is BSOD’ing, please try rebooting it a few times.

If you are currently experiencing downtime with your connected sex toy, PLEASE DO NOT RESORT TO USING YOUR HAND.

We have advanced enough as a species, that should no longer be required.

Please wait for the computers to come back online before seeking sexual self gratification.

To the many people who keep replying with “haha my buttplug runs Linux”

Well congratulations on having no audio in your butt

RT @mathew_dev@twitter.com

Let me put it in terms you can understand…

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/mathew_dev/status/1467926560653119497

Oh hey my Bluetooth controllable vibrating fantasy dildo came i…

ON WHAT FUCKING PLANET IS THIS CONSIDERED “MEDIUM”

Lovense Hush 1.5” for scale

For those of you with gigantic assholes, this is and other Wildolo toys are available on Amazon for ~$60.

The vibration isn't real strong but eh.

And yes it's compatible with Buttplug.

https://www.amazon.com/Vibrating-Wildolo-Vibration-Bluetooth-Rechargeable/dp/B09QHF1882?ref_=ast_sto_dp&th=1

My water bottle for scale.

Just.

ffs

Times I have picked up and tried to take a drink from my new stupid large bluetooth fantasy dildo instead of my water bottle because I took this photo then left things like this on my desk:

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