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   buttplug.io ?? (buttplugio@buttplug.zone)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jul-2024 13:22:58 JST buttplug.io ??

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   To the many people who keep replying with “haha my buttplug runs Linux”

   Well congratulations on having no audio in your butt

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     buttplug.io ?? (buttplugio@buttplug.zone)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jul-2024 13:23:10 JST buttplug.io ??

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     If you are currently experiencing downtime with your connected sex toy, PLEASE DO NOT RESORT TO USING YOUR HAND.

     We have advanced enough as a species, that should no longer be required.

     Please wait for the computers to come back online before seeking sexual self gratification.

     Anil Dash and AnthonyJK-Admin repeated this.
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     buttplug.io ?? (buttplugio@buttplug.zone)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jul-2024 13:23:24 JST buttplug.io ??

     Dear buttplug.io users:

     We apologize for the current downtime.

     If your butt is BSOD’ing, please try rebooting it a few times.

     Chicken :cqlgusu: repeated this.