Notices by buttplug.io ?? (buttplugio@buttplug.zone), page 2

There's really nothing like implementing crash reporting to make you go "what the fuck is wrong with my users"

*staring at a crash report stack trace and device readout*

OH COME ON NO ONE HAS THAT MANY HOLES.

STOP IT.

YOOOO WE MADE IT

WE ON THE BAD SPACE BIG BAD BLOCKLIST

DEFEDERATE US, BITCHES.

I FUCKING DARE YOU.

DO IT. DO IT.

DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT

@TheGoodSpace 🍑 🔌 ❤️

Seriously, thank you for this.

oh you support sex workers?

well i tech support sex workers

I would like to thank everyone for taking a break from having sex with their computers so I can concentrate on playing Baldur's Gate 3 and not feel bad about ignoring Buttplug support questions.

It's very appreciated.

You know you're about to have an extremely bad day when you have to research whether My Blood Bag Son Dude's Penis Rejuvenation hardware should be added to your sex toy library

@BalooUriza https://github.com/nova-r/fediplug

@timbray MY TIME HAS COME

How did I never consider running a mastodon instance on a buttplug in my own butt

I could ass pennies the fediverse

“OH I’LL LAUGH AT YOU BEFORE YOU CAN LAUGH AT ME.

BECAUSE YOUR TOOTS HAVE BEEN IN MY ASS.”

https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI