Notices by JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co), page 11
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:47:19 JST JAJAX @bot Probably because I put a subject line in the post. Fucking soapbox copying the mastodon convention of subject lines indicating "trigger warnings" fuck that hsit. -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:47:02 JST JAJAX @bot yes. I don't know why it won't show up on your instance -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:37:28 JST JAJAX second track's about half done. Should I post them as they finish or should I wait and dump them all at once? -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:37:28 JST JAJAX Yeah, it's no Alien Rap, but it's remotely interesting. I'll post the whole thing, with scans of the liner notes etc... later on. -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:27:27 JST JAJAX First track from that fried CD I found at the thrift store is ripped! That staticky clicking noise you hear constantly is an artifact of it being fried-- gonna try some things out to see if I can get it to sound better.
The name of the first song on the album is called "Funny Shirts"
Here's the lyrics:
>I woke up this morning with an alien beside me
>He woke up this morning with an alien beside him
>It was a damn fine job of human mimicry
>A really fine job
>I'm not quite sure it it was a she or an it
>He finds it rather confusing
>The eyes, the clothes, the hair all fit
>Remarkable and amusing
>"Baby, I love you" it said, and it sounded oh-so-right
>Now, let the nightmare begin, drown your soul in blight
>It said, Honey, you'll never guess what I found for you
>An archaeological blunder
>It'll look so good, and it hides all those pounds on you
>A true sartorial wonder
>Nobody else has got one just like it
>The surprises never end
>And she smiled so sweetly, how could I fight it
>Well with everything close at hand
>"Baby, you know this'll make me so happy,
>Now, tame me out to the mall"
>Can I crawl inside a bag, and not be seen at all?
>Hoping to dodget the worst of the spectacle
>He was hoping for an out
>Given a choice, I'd as soon be a receptacle
>Yes, he's an ungrateful lout
>Must I resembe a very sore thumb?
>Ooh, that's so ... sexy
>Trying for daring but only reaching dumb
>Heh, heh, you think?
>"Baby you weren't going to wear *that* again, oh, come on, try on the shirt
>That guilt thing gets me every time, I don't wanna be a jerk.
>I cannot defeat the alien's powers
>Dang, they're like, wow
>It cannot be calmed with candy and flowers
>Don't have a clue as to how
>But it must be stopped here, can't let it go further
>But enough already
>From this point on it gets worser and worser,
>Like I said, uh, already
>"baby you look so good - What! Is that a stain on your new shirt?"
>Desperately I unleash the doomsday weapon, the mustard squirt -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 12:24:50 JST JAJAX @cesare @twl remote follow put me in "following" mode -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 12:22:55 JST JAJAX @cesare @ShinobuRespecter @soupboy @twl he's too good for us -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 11:48:50 JST JAJAX @kirby make it have closures, functions as first-class types, and self modifying code -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 10:26:57 JST JAJAX how much is too much to pay for a cat? -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 03:39:46 JST JAJAX holy shit I just realized I have everything I need to make a girled cheese -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 03:39:45 JST JAJAX OK finished made grilled cheese with tomato soup and it were good -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 02:08:08 JST JAJAX @pauljac3 yeah I got a lap top -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 01:56:07 JST JAJAX @unknown @1iceloops123 @Hyperhidrosis but shitposter is a CLUB, not a COMpany which is what .com means -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 20:30:23 JST JAJAX @cassidyclown this seems like something reasonable to instance block -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 20:30:21 JST JAJAX @Inginsub @Terry @cassidyclown not because it's actulaly going to "protect" anyone, I think we're all pretty good on opsec, just to put a stick in their spokes and degrade their dataset -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 20:30:21 JST JAJAX @Inginsub @Terry @cassidyclown well then this is a reasonable application of that imo -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 20:30:19 JST JAJAX @Inginsub @Terry @cassidyclown everyone we care about is good on opsec
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 12:31:24 JST JAJAX @Hoss look at this fucker's twitter avatar -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 12:31:23 JST JAJAX @Hoss reminds me of this -
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JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 11:31:44 JST JAJAX can't find videos of this bitch anywhere apparently they all got taken down anyone have htis video?