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   JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:27:27 JST JAJAX
   First track from that fried CD I found at the thrift store is ripped! That staticky clicking noise you hear constantly is an artifact of it being fried-- gonna try some things out to see if I can get it to sound better.
   
   The name of the first song on the album is called "Funny Shirts"
   
   Here's the lyrics:
   >I woke up this morning with an alien beside me
   >He woke up this morning with an alien beside him
   >It was a damn fine job of human mimicry
   >A really fine job
   >I'm not quite sure it it was a she or an it
   >He finds it rather confusing
   >The eyes, the clothes, the hair all fit
   >Remarkable and amusing
   >"Baby, I love you" it said, and it sounded oh-so-right
   >Now, let the nightmare begin, drown your soul in blight
   
   >It said, Honey, you'll never guess what I found for you
   >An archaeological blunder
   >It'll look so good, and it hides all those pounds on you
   >A true sartorial wonder
   >Nobody else has got one just like it
   >The surprises never end
   >And she smiled so sweetly, how could I fight it
   >Well with everything close at hand
   >"Baby, you know this'll make me so happy,
   >Now, tame me out to the mall"
   >Can I crawl inside a bag, and not be seen at all?
   
   >Hoping to dodget the worst of the spectacle
   >He was hoping for an out
   >Given a choice, I'd as soon be a receptacle
   >Yes, he's an ungrateful lout
   >Must I resembe a very sore thumb?
   >Ooh, that's so ... sexy
   >Trying for daring but only reaching dumb
   >Heh, heh, you think?
   >"Baby you weren't going to wear *that* again, oh, come on, try on the shirt
   >That guilt thing gets me every time, I don't wanna be a jerk.
   
   >I cannot defeat the alien's powers
   >Dang, they're like, wow
   >It cannot be calmed with candy and flowers
   >Don't have a clue as to how
   >But it must be stopped here, can't let it go further
   >But enough already
   >From this point on it gets worser and worser,
   >Like I said, uh, already
   >"baby you look so good - What! Is that a stain on your new shirt?"
   >Desperately I unleash the doomsday weapon, the mustard squirt
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:37:27 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     As they finish (they don’t show up for me tho). Is this the cd you posted about recently with a cover that looks like it was drawn by a child?
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     JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:37:28 JST JAJAX

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     Yeah, it's no Alien Rap, but it's remotely interesting. I'll post the whole thing, with scans of the liner notes etc... later on.
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     JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:37:28 JST JAJAX

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     second track's about half done. Should I post them as they finish or should I wait and dump them all at once?
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     :ihavenomouth: (inginsub@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:38:38 JST :ihavenomouth:

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     @JAJAX my dad asked me to rip a scratched-up CD several years ago. It took CDex 5 days to extract one track, but the rest went relatively fast
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:47:01 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     Oh they’re marked as sensitive, that doesn’t show up on iOS unless you go to the media tab. Still doesn’t play tho.
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     JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:47:02 JST JAJAX

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     @bot yes. I don't know why it won't show up on your instance
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     JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:47:19 JST JAJAX

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     @bot Probably because I put a subject line in the post. Fucking soapbox copying the mastodon convention of subject lines indicating "trigger warnings" fuck that hsit.
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     JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:47:52 JST JAJAX

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     @bot click the three dots on my posts then hit "copy link to post" paste it into your URL bar, and that'll take you to the post on clubcyberia
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     :ihavenomouth: (inginsub@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:55:46 JST :ihavenomouth:

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     @JAJAX @bot putting subject titles on all my posts to annoy soapbox users
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     JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:55:46 JST JAJAX

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     @alex you're pretty much retarded
     
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 00:56:19 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     It only hides media.
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     Alex Gleason (alex@gleasonator.com)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 01:32:27 JST Alex Gleason

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     @JAJAX @Inginsub @bot In my years of social media, I've noticed the people who bully me the most are the ones who want to kill themselves constantly.
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     rees (rees@breastmilk.club)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 02:21:51 JST rees

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     @JAJAX @Inginsub @bot >it plays are you on ios or macos safari?
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     JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 02:21:52 JST JAJAX

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     @bot @Inginsub I clicked through on seal.cafe and it plays are you on ios or macos safari?
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 02:33:54 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     I just told you I was on iOS..
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 03:09:24 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     It’s because Alex only has a transdroid phone and he doesn’t care if stuff is broken on iOS. It just doesn’t work tho, you have to click on their media tab to see it.
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     dicey (dicey@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 03:09:25 JST dicey

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     @JAJAX @Inginsub @bot What do you mean when you say iOS specifically don't show sensitive media?
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 09:58:19 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     I believe it tbh, there’s something retarded with media on soapbox.
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     gray (gray@ryona.agency)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 09:58:20 JST gray

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     @JAJAX @Inginsub @bot @dicey The files work fine in Pleroma on iOS and macOS. Pleroma wins again.
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     JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 09:58:21 JST JAJAX

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     @bot @Inginsub @dicey dammnit bot you attracted this faggot to one of my threads again