Notices by Rev. Poppy Haze (poppyhaze@girlcock.club), page 2

awww hell nah, they gave an Iowa boy a whole country to rule

@tillshadeisgone I diary my nightmares every morning, if it is upsetting, please mute the word “nightmare” from me

Nightmare on an overdue vacation overseas, I’m sexually assaulted and mocked by weird friends at a hostel. I join a conversion therapy march by a local monk in despair, I tell myself I’m just watching but I feel the need to defend my siblings verbally.

@whitequark

It is illegal to sell this whitefish's meat in Japan and Italy, and the US FDA does not recommend it. It is Lepidocybium flavobrunneum, aka Escolar, "waloo waloo", or snake mackerel. Instead of fat, the fish produces waxy flesh

Indigestible wax, eating it causes instant diarrhea

It is occasionally mislabeled as "white tuna" or "butterfish" due to its fatty flesh but because we cannot digest the waxy esters in its flesh, it causes Keriorrhea which is a fancy name for the kinda of oily orange diarrhea caused by this waxy fish and its relatives.

the mastodon server called queer.af hosted in the Afghanistan top level domain has been seized today by the Taliban

@lizstl13 well we put them in power so we should know

@lizstl13 no, it started under Jimmy Carter and then Reagan

@lizstl13 yeah they left out the actual details of how the taliban were founded and their name, Talib, means student. Habibullah Jan, a US backed warlord kidnapped 2 women near the home of former mujahadeen fighter Mullah Omar. Omar gathered his students to march on the warlord's camp where they found the women had been killed. Enraged, they took up arms

After the US invasion drove out the Taliban, Habibullah Jan returned and claimed a seat in the US backed parliament with a private army

@lizstl13 Habibullah Jan remained a vital US ally until 2008 when Taliban fighters waited in ambush and killed him. But his brother, Haji Lala, took over his private army and with US support, continued fighting the Taliban and persecuting the people of Afghanistan until 2020 when the US left, the Taliban marched on the capital, and Lala fled to Pakistan where he begged to be jailed to avoid being sent back to Afghanistan

@lizstl13 the article goes into a lot of important history but doesn't go into the very personal history that we were backing some horrifying warlords in Afghanistan directly which enraged the local populace so much, that they would prefer the Taliban over us and our pet warlords

modern agriculture: everyday I pour 10 trillion gallons of water all over my shitty almond trees I grow in the fucking desert. everyone around me’s wells are dry, but I am wet & choked by algae
me: let’s not do this
modern agriculture: arrest this nerd and give me a tax subsidy

@siege it’s just gelatin so maybe any savory gelatin like pig ear in aspic from a Chinese cold cuts place?

apparently yet another 737 MAX experienced an incident, the side blew out and nearly took a seat with it in flight, Alaska Airlines Flight 1282. The mother had to hold onto their child in that seat who lost their shirt. Several phones were ripped out of passenger hands.

holy shit, new Ea-Nasir tablet dropped:
https://mostlydeadlanguages.tumblr.com/post/656166624810991616/ea-na%E1%B9%A3ir-reassures-two-men-uet-v-72

ah what the fuck BK in Italy gets Monster and Beer????

Motivational Speaker: If asked you if you want a million dollars, woudl you say yes?

Me: Yes

Speaker: Now what if I said you would die a day later, would you still want it?

Me: Yes

Speaker: That just goes to show you that mone-, wait, you would be dead.

Me: Yes, win-win

sometimes i think about how every single "Iraq Nukes are Real, we must invade" op-ed columnist has failed upwards and decide the direction that mainstream discourse takes

oh god the HOI4 Devs know about our femboy memes
https://youtu.be/HNAlXE5pg3k