Notices by Live, Laugh, Punch More Nazis (20002ist@thepit.social)

This feels like some sort of metaphor. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/24/realestate/luxury-wasp-nest.html

“Nearly half of new [ICE] recruits who’ve arrived for training at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center over the past three months were later sent home because they couldn’t pass the written exam …”

It’s an open-book exam. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/new-ice-recruits-showed-training-full-vetting-rcna238739

@kims I have fucking questions about the 3% picking DJT.

This parka has appeal. https://www.dezeen.com/2025/10/21/aldi-jacket-potato-jacket/

Pretty hard to square with the claim that these men were “invading” the US & that lethal force against their vessel was justified. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/us/politics/boat-strike-survivors.html

“This nation’s Young Republicans are more than just veteran political operatives and attorneys: they’re kids. And sometimes, kids say the wrong things. They can’t be held responsible for using slurs two hundred and fifty-one times in just under eight months.”

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/young-republican-kids-say-the-darndest-things

@jalefkowit Etch-A-Sketch, except it costs $1,500 and you grant a perpetual, irrevocable license to the manufacturer in all works you produce. (All works, motherfucker, not just on the e-Etch.)

Shitposting, except it’s wasting millions of taxpayer dollars to move National Guard soldiers from one state to another to suppress non-existent rebellions and troll the libs.

Today’s Word You Didn’t Know Existed but Really, Really Need
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grawlix

@kims If they don’t do the rollout in Calaveras County, there is no God.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how-to-tell-the-difference-between-a-lone-wolf-and-a-coordinated-effort-by-the-radical-left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g

There is not enough room in our time-space continuum for Ross Douthat to fuck all the way off.

MADE NOOB

@kims I had not seen the IDF piece and … those soulless murderers should burn forever in the deepest circle of hell. Creating an unannounced security perimeter & then killing anyone in it? Evil incarnate.

Headline MadLibs possible only in the 21st century.

PRO TIP FOR HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATORS: When selecting your vendor for phone hold music, specify that you do not want the play list to include The Wombats’ 2022 single “Everything I Love is Going to Die.”

@thomasfuchs @lmorchard And jacked!

He’s up in Satire Heaven churning out witty couplets about his own demise. RIP.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/27/arts/music/tom-lehrer-dead.html

Always and forever the stupidest, most oblivious people on earth. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/06/trump-voting-family-canadian-mother-detained-immigration-status