Notices by Madame Aronow (aronow@hachyderm.io)

@skinnylatte @bethroots Baby Pomp tries to do this when I get back but he’s only got roughly five minutes of will power :blobfoxcrylaugh:

@skinnylatte those little feets :neocat_heart:

@skinnylatte ok but actually this - I’ve been fighting an ambulance bill since August. They severely underestimate how quickly spite can cure executive dysfunction :blobfoxbongo:

@crowbriarhexe @Cara where’d you find all these pictures of me? :blobfoxaww:

So I know people have actual problems but I got ALL the stuff out to do my roots… gathered my spoons and psyched myself up to get it done… I open my bottle of toner and there’s just A SPLASH left at the bottom so now I gotta put everything away until I go to the store tomorrow 😭😭😭

#bisexualvisibilitymonth #bisexual #begaydocrime

This sock fell from the laundry. It is now Baby Sir’s sock. You may look, but no touch!

#cats #catsofmastodon #blackcat

Got my bat boosted! 🦇

#covid #CovidIsNotOver

@FlashMobOfOne yuuuup! Tripped over a broken sidewalk and took a running leap into the corner of a building face first a couple days ago 😭😭😭

Dumbest thing someone has said to me about my broken face:” so far: “Were you drinking when you fell?”

Firstly, no.

Secondly, fuck you mind your business.

My view this #morning is pretty gorgeous!

Hope it’s a good day for you, lovely fedi friends!

#chicago #sunrise

BAHAHAHAHA #Russia is waiving visa requirements and creating a “migrant village” outside Moscow for conservative Americans who want to escape “neoliberal” America.

Good riddance and take your red hats with you!

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/08/19/putin-signs-decree-granting-residency-to-foreigners-who-share-traditional-russian-values-a86074

@FlashMobOfOne ok but I’m terrible at BOTH of those things :blobfoxcrylaugh:

It’s #BlackCatApperciationDay AND #Caturday all at once?! 🐈⬛ 🐈⬛ 🐈⬛

This is the perfect day to celebrate my sweet Baby Sir, my tiny snugget (snuggly nugget), who loves head kisses and making screamies at 5am.

Tiny baby will search the house for a sunbeam on the daily and then cry until I come find him and pet him in it :blobfoxfloof_w_:

He is my furry little love!

#cats #catsofmastodon #blackcat

I’m from the 1900s 💀

Someone explain to me why I am fully 38 years old and somehow have a favorite bowl? :blobfoxcrylaugh:

#Neurospicy?

#Bisexual?

Just odd?

@anubis2814 I’ve read some about ranked choice voting but admittedly not enough to fully understand it!

I’m seeing a lot of people talk about protest voting, or giving their vote up entirely…

We all agree it’s true that neither candidate is perfect but only one candidate gives us the opportunity to keep fighting to do better.

#VoteBlue #harriswalz2024

Any deck recommendations for playing Standard in the current meta?

I lost all my decks to the refresh 😭

#magicthegathering #mtgarena

@FlashMobOfOne we all need this friend!