Republicans are traitors.
I just fucking hate saying this.
But I said what I said.
Republicans are traitors.
I just fucking hate saying this.
But I said what I said.
Oh, goodness.
Hard to keep myself non-violent, hard to keep myself from hate.
Hard to keep myself.
This is a coup. Resist, my sibs.
And so but anyway, did I ever tell you about the time I took ~30 hits of blotter and spent the night in jail?
@kims That fucking album, tho. Incident on 57th street.
@kims And *that* is why we are friends.
Thank you!
@kims And my cars a dud it's stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of Jersey.
To play loud, we must always begin with the root of 20th century pop,
Listen to this *cadenza*, never really re-created since, the sound of a person standing up on their hind legs and blowing.
Then wait through the breaks, and hear the most astonishing duet, between a singer and an instrument.
Play it *loud*, so you can hear it.
Aight, yes. The cat's away, and the mouse (and the dogs and the other cats) will play, and we need to listen on a Friday night to music very loud.
Rise up, GeePaw. Rise up.
I will jump far. Backwards here in a minute, but this song should be played really loud.
Phil Collins, "Something In The Air Tonight".
LOUD. Play it loud.
What next, then, to play loud.
I have to say, tho I intensely dislike all linux desktop ui's I have seen, it seems rather likely that I will have to switch to it and sysadmin my family and friends switching to it.
The other choices are all buying so heavily into surveillance and LLMs that I am going to have to kiss them up to heaven and let them go.
Please get your fucking data out of the cloud. Right now. Do it now. Make backups to physical drives you control.
This is not a drill.
People turning formerly public federal documents into samizdat was not, I must admit, on my prediction list.
But good on 'em for doing it.
Here's two wildly radical things you can do, one right now, one tomorrow.
Right now: You're here, on mastodon, and you're following someone, and that someone is adding value to your life. Tell them. Just tell them. Not a fave, not a boost, a message.
Tomorrow: Find a way to be kind to someone who needs it, and remember that you are a someone.
You don't think they're radical, but they are. Resistance starts right here.
I don't think "social media" is making people misinformed and angry and idiotic.
I think capitalist mega-corporations are making people misinformed and angry and idiotic, and part of their game is using social media.
It is not inadvertent, a side-effect, unintended, nor is it some inherent feature of social media.
It is a purposeful, conscious, effortful, willful means by which to extract every last drop of value from community.
Guy goes to a bar and says his dog can speak. Bartender *very* suspicious. Guy says, "What's over our head?", dog says "Roof!". Guy says, "What would call sandpaper?", dog says "Ruff!". Guy says, "Who's the most famous baseball player?", dog says "Rooth".
Bartender kicks them out.
Now they're on the curb.
Dog looks to the guy, he says, "Idunno, maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
The thing every fascist hates, before and below and above and after, is just this: laughter.
They are not well people, and laughter, *any* laugher, about *anything*, it makes them very tense, cuz they don't know what's funny and they suspect it's themselves.
How, you will ask me, you should ask me, is this silly old joke *resistance*.
Baby, these people are a) brittle as fuck, and b) thirsty for offense.
They have *zero* sense of humor.
Anything they don't think is funny, they want to shoot.
That is why making jokes is resistance.
(There is *more* one can do for resistance, I'm just offering one mode.)
*All* humor. I am not kidding here. Fart jokes, traveling salesman jokes, x walks in to a bar jokes, *ALL* jokes are, in fact, resistance.
A bear walks in to a bar, and the bartender says, "whatcha drinkin'?" and the bear says, "a Budweiser . . . . . . . and a whiskey sidecar".
Bartender says, "Hey, fella, why the big pause?"
Laughter will not break them. I am not saying that.
But laughter, hear me, laughter of any kind, omg laughter at them, baby this is resistance.
GrandPaw, Geek, Software Development Coach, Writer, Ass Pain. Continuously startled by people and people-stuff. Pronouns: Don't care, will respect yours. https://geepawhill.org
GNU social JP is a social network, courtesy of GNU social JP管理人. It runs on GNU social, version 2.0.2-dev, available under the GNU Affero General Public License.
All GNU social JP content and data are available under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license.