So there's a hate preacher harassing people nearby with a megaphone. Someone made a Reddit post asking for help, and before long a guy dressed like Jesus showed up holding a sign that reads "I don't know him."
Someone else arrived and started blowing a loud whistle every time he tries to spout his garbage. This asshat is being drummed off the streets by what is essentially a Monty Python theater troupe. 😂
So scientists have determined that LLMs don't reason. Groundbreaking stuff. Stay tuned for my upcoming, peer reviewed research in which I prove, conclusively, that air fryers don't experience love.
Between cars spying on us, TVs spying on us, and tech companies injecting AI into everything... I'm well on my way to living a Jessica Fletcher existence with a dumb phone, paper notebook, typewriter, and bicycle.
I shall call it Fletcherism. You don't even have to solve crimes. That part is optional.
That was fun. Very similar to the original with much better effects. Have a great night, everyone, and don't forget to water your plants! And oh –never take naps with your dog for... reasons. #Monsterdon
Fedi friends: I'm headed to Chicago this week. If you have any favorite casual food spots, I'd love a suggestion or two! I'll be in the vicinity of the Shedd Aquarium and the Field Museum, plus the suburb of Lisle.
Hey #Seattle, Scarecrow Video is trying to raise 1.8 million dollars to stay open. I'd been meaning to visit, and they're amazing! Consider supporting them with a membership if you like physical media. (They also rent by mail.)
A massive, super-targeted EMP has temporarily destroyed the internet. Global conflicts cease as a new craze takes hold: IRL memes, which is just people making silly faces at their neighbors. A certain former president is on the run in a white speedboat, being chased by the Feds and a hungry pod of Orca whales. The whales are gaining on him.
I have a cup of tea by my elbow, and my mechanical keyboard is perfectly clicky. 😌
I'm so bummed to see #Affinity has sold themselves to Canva.
I don't hate Canva. But they're a VC-backed subscription service with AI ambitions, which doesn't bode well for those of us who need affordable, non-shitty graphic design software.
Back up your install files, everyone. This may be the last non-subscription version of Affinity Photo we get. 😬
Sometimes I like to torture myself, so I'm going to try to draft a complete mystery novel in a month, starting tomorrow. 😏
I haven't attempted anything like this since the start of the pandemic, but it was kind of fun? Anyway, if you're at all curious about how the authorial sausage is made, I'm going to try to blog my way through this one, just for kicks.
Writer. Reader. Seattleite. Aquarium volunteer. Introverted megafauna. Partner-in-crime to @patbak. Interested in travel, star trek, marine science, movies, baking, linux, coffee, rainy days, and all things Godzilla.