Notices by M.O.M.O. (momo@mk.absturztau.be), page 3

@kaia@brotka.st @anonicus@shitposter.world cowsay

@kaia@brotka.st The shape of the curve makes me think he had some crap long dated option

@kaia@brotka.st &6K is enough to bring it back with 0DTE calls

@kaia@brotka.st Understanding Stocks (Sincere) and Understanding Options (Sincere)

@kaia@brotka.st Kinda fair though, since:
1. At first, they wanted to re-float FTX as a legit exchange
2. Numerous assets weren't even accounted for in the first place

@whiteline@shitposter.world @kaia@brotka.st @lain@lain.com Reading about “flirty fishing” was one of the most disturbing things ever

@sun@shitposter.world cute enough it could bag me

@kirby@lab.nyanide.com React[JS] used to be even worse than this. If you were ever banned from any service owned by Facebook, you were technically banned from using React. It's MIT'd now, but also, it's 2024.

@kaia@brotka.st I have reasonable confidence I’m blocked by 10 people at most, so no

@kaia@brotka.st Fediverse: Most Wanted would be way more cooler

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RE: https://mk.magicka.org/notes/9skgldaeq1n7005s

@kaia@brotka.st Yeah, about nine months ago was the sweet spot. I think the comedian episode was the most interesting one. Dude was ready to saddle his wife with lost income from quitting, but thought using her car would be way too far.

@lain@lain.com That headline is phrased like a kid that has a failing class on his report card

@SuperDicq@minidisc.tokyo @cell@pl.ebin.zone This is the most popular result on Youtube, which fuses both together, plausibly sounding like a second phase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jJZA-O_B78

@sun@shitposter.world

@Moon@shitposter.club @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe Real developers sudo cat fuckedUpJs.js > /dev/lp0

@kaia@brotka.st Gotta buy that Rushia novelty engagement ring (real)

@why@shitposter.club @animeirl@shitposter.club @Moon@shitposter.club All sexual participants must receive prior approval by the Ministry of Equal Relations

@animeirl@shitposter.club Half your age, plus seven. That gives you the minimum threshold, in days. Which even that is a scummy power imbalance, and is almost the same as pediatricians.

@eris@akko.disqordia.space Time to set up a “Martian report” email filter