Notices by M.O.M.O. (momo@mk.absturztau.be), page 4

@lain@lain.com Is coffee good for you?

@kaia@brotka.st There were morons that wanted to transfer shares out, and the company admitted they couldn’t, because they have such a minimal inventory. And these were shares purchased with cash, not credit.

@kaia@brotka.st That company is a little shady, take care

@schappi@otp.akkoma.dev the beta male of fish

@kaia@brotka.st That’s what that oil pipeline operator got tricked into clicking
(something like Subject: More like CAN-sas city!)

@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems Administrators when their data is sufficiently siphoned and that Cloudflare free tier becomes not-so-free

@Moon@shitposter.club Soylent.dating (thanks ICANN!)

@romin@shitposter.club Donut time

@kaia@brotka.st Sadly, he may be better, as he is dishwasher safe

@NEETzsche@iddqd.social You somewhat joke, but have you ever walked into a Fresh Market before? I'm white (or maybe black or Chinese), and even I could feel the gentrification.

@kaia@brotka.st Technically yes, in the case of free multiplayer games

@kaia@brotka.st gotta read the specs, those are usually only rated for ~20 mating cycles

Eh??

@kaia@brotka.st @Cyborg@mstdn.games chiropractors learning how to eat good (and take money)

@kaia@brotka.st They do. Hospital admins are absurdly anal about these being constantly wiped down.

@puniko https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvkxupwbFLk

@kaia@brotka.st Hitatatata! smacks camel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdFwhhH2x7I

@lain@lain.com
I'm gonna become the hokage! hooked on drugs

@mushroom_soup@breastmilk.club Clearly he's just a tsundere that wants correction from a woman

@lain@lain.com
❌ I couldn't care less
✅ I could care less